Quick comment before I start this.. No wait. Quick ramble before I continue to ramble because that's all I do anymore.. No.. That's what I do always.. Yeah. I need help.. WHAT WAIT! This just turned to a peragraph!? Why!? Gosh dang it, why do I always ramble.
Ok the ramble before the topic. I just wanted to say, that this title for my book is exactly perfect because I really am insane probably, I am pretty sure I need to go to an insane asylum. I mean *looks at self through mirror* look at me.. I look like I killed a guy!
Anywho! Ok spiders.. (It's like I need reminders because I just forget everything!) last night I was reading (I always do) and then this bug climbed onto my laptop, it's dead, I killed it because I'm a man (that's a joke, you should have laughed) and than I continued reading. Thai is lame.. And a bunch of spiders appeared (ok I have no idea where I was going with this but it ends here!) ok last night a sack of spiders was birthed and the spiders all hatched, probably outside and climbed into my window through the screen, just like a squeeze and pop sorta thing. And today, I found eight little spiders all around my room. I know, I know. I should kill them, right? Well I didn't. No, not because I am scared of spiders, because they are BABIES! They are so SMALL, and so pure, screech all you want, they are my small babies and they can't die! Just think about it, why were spiders created? To eat bugs! So why do they want to come into my house, because it's warm and it is a feats! So, spiders only bite (because they were taught no manners) because they are in fear and want to live, so why not save these little spiders and tell them that it's ok. I personally wouldn't like to be squished to death, so if I don't like it, they won't either. They were just born! Why would I kill a new born because it was in the same category as it's older creepier self? So here they are, alive and well. Rip baby spiders who have suffered the fate of those older, rip.
So yeah, that's all. Hope you enjoyed the ramble!
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