The half breed and comic skeleton (Sans X Fem!reader)

9- this will be very long and the most blushing

We had told our parents everything in my lounge room while paps was in the kitchen cooking breakfast as he tried to cook pancakes which actually smelled good. Now my father looked furious after we told him what this Chara had tried to do, making me fear sans. He got up and punched my lounge room walls which created a hole the size of his fist. I groaned, what is it with everybody creating holes, there already enough to fill without more. I looked at mum and saw she was even angrier than my dad, you tell because there wasn't any expression on her face but the air has gotten very thick with tension as my mother tried not to explode. I was happy they didn't ask about the alternate universe thing. Then my dad growled lowly enough for Papyrus not to hear, "how dare that, that thing try to do that. Nothing messes with my daughter and my hopefully-to-be son-in-law. Nothing." My face went bright red and I saw out of the corner of my eye sans turn a slight blue colour. Then dad turned back to us as Papyrus poked his head out of the kitchen slightly. I shook my head and Papyrus just popped back in the kitchen. He doesn't need to know about it just yet and I figured he hasn't been listening since he looked confused. Then my father basically snarled, "no one messes with family. No one." Then he stormed out of the house while leaving the door open.

I was a bit shocked at my fathers outburst, I was sure he was going to be angry but not that angry. I looked at my mother and she gave a large sign, "listen honey. Both you and sans have our support. Your father is just over protective and wants you happy. Just.... Stay close to each other. Oh, and maybe have a date or two, you two love birds. I want grand-children." And my mother went after my father with a wink at us. By now both mine and sans faces were completely covered in blush. I looked like a large cherry and sans like a blueberry. I grabbed a pillow that was laying on the lounge and screamed into it but not before I saw sans cover his head with his hoodie and completely blocked his still visible glowing through the darkness of the hood.

I heard my mother close the front door and I waited a few seconds before I removed the pillow. I peeked at sans and saw he had removed his hood and was staring at the floor just in front of him. He seemed soo serious and in deep thought. I was afraid he was upset about my parents hint and decided to try to clear it up, "listen. I'm sorry about my parents. Sometimes they take things too far. Whether it has nothing to do with them or they push it too much. I hope it didn't upset you, I think that is the last thing they want. I just-", sans interrupted me.

I hadn't noticed he had looked at me with a genuine smile, "I know they mean well. Tibia honest, I have feelings for you too. I didn't think anyone would want me to date their daughter. It's just; you saw me at my very lowest and still accepted me. You took both me and my brother in and I know he can be over the top and over bearing. You saw my friends in all their glory and even told them your secret when I knew it was a touchy subject. You basically allowed my friends and my bro into your life without a thought. I had attacked you even and you accepted me without fault. You even allowed me to see your secret when you could have just let me be. And in all truth........ I think the fact that your half monster makes it easier to have children if this goes further." I had never had any blush as big as this. I think it was brighter than a red sun and it felt like it. I saw sans skull was like a blue sun (it is a real thing). I think he wasn't going to say that last bit but said it as he thought it.

A large grin made it on my face as his skull went brighter if that was even possible and his grin widen at my grin. It was then that Papyrus decided to poke his head in and looked like he was about to say something but paused when he saw our ridicules grins and glowing heads. He spoke up, "NEW HUMAN. SANS. I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU THAT I HAVE MADE BREAKFAST SPAGHETTI WITH AN EGG ON TOP AS A NEW RECIPE BUT IT SEEMS THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR HEADS. HUMAN, YOURS IS VERY RED WHICH IS WORRYING AND SANS IS VERY BLUE WHICH I AM EQUALLY WORRIED ABOUT. WHAT HAS HAPPENED?" sans and I looked at each other before we burst into laughter.

Soon that died down and Papyrus looked even more confused. Sans straightened first, "sorry bro. we were discussing something that made us blush. We are alright. How 'bout we have your special breakfast before we start moving stuff and deciding what we are throwing away. OK bro?" Papyrus seemed to think for a second before nodding and accepting that answer. Sans and I both came off the lounge and headed to the dinning table. I looked at my meal and saw the burnt fried egg on top of an odd red colour spaghetti. I picked up the fork and tasted the egg; it tasted how it looked, burnt. And I think I taste something plastic. I moved that to the side and tried the spaghetti........ It wasn't bad actually. I dug into the spaghetti while leaving the egg; maybe I can help Papyrus to cook a fried egg. I looked at sans after my bowl and see he had finished the entire bowl, including the egg, and was drinking ketchup. I couldn't help but snort at it which sans put the bottle down while looking at me before blushing.

Papyrus looked between us and shouted as usual, "HUMAN. SANS. WHY IS THERE SOO MUCH BLUSHING? I AM COMPLETELY CONFUSED." Sans blush died down as he looked at his brother.

Then sans went into thought before focusing on his brother, "paps. You know how much you like Mettaton? And how much you like to spend time with him? Well that is like me and (y/n)." Papyrus seemed to be taking in his words. He seemed still confused but after a few seconds his face started to light up until there wasn't any confusion on his face.

Papyrus then started to look between sans and me. Then he jumped up from his seat with the chair falling backwards, "WAIT. YOU TWO REALLY LIKE, LIKE EACH OTHER?" sans nodded and Papyrus had the biggest grin I have ever seen, however that is actually possible since he IS a skeleton, and started to clap frantically with just his hands moving, "SANS AND (Y/N) LIKE EACH OTHER." Then he started to do a sing song, "(Y/N) IS WITH SANS. MY BROTHER WILL BE SOO HAPPY." And started to run all around the house while doing the sing song and was still clapping with hands only moving. Me and sans looked at each other then blushed some more. It is only then that I noticed I have never blushed near as much in my entire life before I met sans, just in the last two days. I have never been soo happy as I have been with him, I'm glad I helped that day. I looked at the peeling off band-aid and saw that the crack had completely healed, that made me smile more.