West Turkraine weird ass fic no fucking idea tbh

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Late evening Turkey received a message from West Turkraine,written "Evening,Come by this address." Address not specified because its a surprise.


The next morning Turkey took his bag since he supposed he thought he will stay at her house.Small bag.Just in case.


When he dropped of the bus and turned around he noticed some people looking at him,well,Ukrainian people.It wasnt a city,just a station and a long road surrounded by high pine trees of Carpathians.

It was fresh yet a bit cold since it was morning.


'Heck,where Am I supposed to go n-' he thought and got interrupted by the familiar voice "TURKEY,SIR!" 


Lev.

Turkey turned his head to him and saw Lev approaching him wearing an unusual traditional cloth.

A black hat and a black coat on his shoulders were unusual to be seen since he usually wear military clothes.

"Welcome to Hutsul'shchynna!" Lev welcomed Turkey with a smile trying to climb on the small hill.

*Hutsul'schynna : an area in West Ukraine/Trans Carpathia that occupies 1/3 with the other ethnicity/area(Lemkivshchynna and Boyko).Those are also West Ukrainian ethnicity but the common one is Hucul.

Turkey greet the other man "Hello,Man,But..why are we here exactly?" he asked him.

Lev gave him an annoyed glare "Your /Wife/ told me to greet you here,So I will explain you on the way to  her house."

Lev then points at the horse carriage that was already waiting for them to touch.


About 15 min passed and they were in the high mountains,fresh wind was to be spotted when they entered the deep pine trees.

"So," Turkey started looking up at the tree tops.

"You do know She've been to your house a lot of time,she does know about you a lot from now on.So she decided you need to know /Our/ culture more,especially her ethnicity." Lev said directly.

Turkey flinched "What was-"

"You want me to explain,I am:So you are staying at her house for one day." 

Seems to be that Lev finished "WAIT,I WILL SPEND THE WHOLE DAY WITH HER?" Turkey simply smirked and got high pride high.

"I will show you what men do the whole day and you are just staying over night at her place.So you are basically spending time with the men.(no homo)" Lev smirked as the Turks pride lowered.

"Oh,damn.."



When they arrived,the small village was to be seen.

It wasnt like a poor village,two story houses,rich houses yet were surrounded by simple Ukrainian low wooden fences.


Apple gardens were blooming and everything was green and juicy.It was heaven,well,it is.


As the carriage stopped,they came out of the carriage and some kids simply greet the two men.The kids were aware of the new Turkish man.They thought he was an evil man or something. Yet they really loved Lev and wanted him to carry them around.

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