So, I'm gonna dedicate this chapter for my first voter!
wikim12So, thanks for that lol
Aaannyywaays..... get ready to cringe.
Thor:
"Are you from Asgard? Because you're out of this world.""Let's turn off the lights so I can show you some lightning."
"Thunder isn't the only thing that will make you quake."
"Wanna see my hammer?"
Cap:
"I was frozen in ice for decades... Want to help me warm up?""On a scale of One-to-America, how free are you tonight?"
"70 years on ice left me with a lot of catching up to do... I'd like to start with you."
"When I said I always have protection, I wasn't talking about my shield."
" When I saw you I knew that god had truly blessed America"
Banner:
"They don't call me incredible for nothing.""I'm never angry when I'm with you."
"Want to be my other secret?"
"When they said the other guy, did you think they were talking about Hulk?..."
Stark:
"No, I won't put on the suit. But I'll take it off just for you.""Hi, I'm Tony Stark."
"Will you be my Iron Woman?"
Barton:
" I'm like cupid, baby, I'll shoot you with my arrow of love""It's not the size of the bow that counts, it's the number of arrows, if you know what I mean"
Loki:
" Forget about World Domination, I only want to Dominate you"Bucky:
"Are you Hydra? Because you captured my mind""I may have lost my mind, but I'd never forget a pretty face like yours."
fury:
" You really caught my eye"Coulson:
" I heard you were heavily armed. Care to show me your gun?"So, that was it....
You don't know how much I cringed while looking for these. Some of them are so bad lol.
Thor's and Loki's are so bad! There were barely any clean ones! It was fun though lol
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Avengers Preferences
AcakThor, Cap, Banner, Stark, Barton,Loki, Bucky, fury and Coulson (I know technically Bucky isn't in the avengers until winter soldier but I'm adding him anyways... And Coulson because he was awesome...and fury because why not?)