Ruins (Sans X Alphys)

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DEAR DIARY... WELL, THIS IS KIND OF AWKWARD, BUT... I HAVE NEGLECTED WRITING IN YOU FOR SOME TIME NOW. I HOPE THAT YOU WILL FORGIVE ME, BUT I KNOW THIS IS A SERIOUS OFFENSE. EITHER WAY, AFTER THE HUMAN KNOCKED ME OUT, I WAS APPARENTLY UNCONSCIOUS FOR A LONG TIME. 

ALPHYS IS QUEEN NOW, AND SANS IS RULING ALONGSIDE HER. TO BE HONEST, I NEVER WOULD HAVE EXPECTED TO SEE SANS WORK SO HARD AT SOMETHING, SO I'M KIND OF GLAD THAT THAT'S HOW IT ALL WORKED OUT. THEN AGAIN, NO ONE HAS SEEN ASGORE IN A LONG TIME, AND UNDYNE AND METTATON ARE GONE, BUT... EVERYONE SAYS THAT THEY WERE TRUE HEROES. THEY WERE FORCED TO LEAVE FOREVER, BUT THAT THEY HELPED SAVE THE UNDERGROUND AS THEY DID IT. THAT'S AMAZING! I MEAN, BEING A HERO IS KIND OF UNDYNE'S THING, BUT I WOULD HAVE EXPECTED METTATON TO JUST... I DON'T KNOW, BE A TV STAR, NOT A HERO.

OH, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU! I'M ALSO A ROBOT NOW! AT FIRST, I HAD A PRETTY BORING BODY THAT LOOKED A LOT LIKE METTATON'S. I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT HAPPENED. I JUST SORT OF WOKE UP AND I WAS A ROBOT ALL OF A SUDDEN. BUT ALPHYS WAS ALREADY HARD AT WORK BUILDING ME A NEW ONE, AND NOW I KINDA LOOK A LOT LIKE I USED TO NOW, WHICH IS COOL.

EITHER WAY, I CAN'T HELP BUT FIND SANS AND ALPHYS EXTREMELY CUTE. I NEVER QUITE IMAGINED SANS AS THE TYPE OF PERSON TO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, BUT I GUESS A LOT OF THINGS CAN CHANGE IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME. ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE AS STRANGE AS SANS AND ALPHYS ARE. EITHER WAY, THEY SEEM TO BE SPENDING PRETTY MUCH ALL THEIR TIME TOGETHER. IT IS HONESTLY KIND OF STRANGE TO NOT CONSTANTLY HAVE SANS AROUND.

ALTHOUGH TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST, I THINK HE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE FOLLOWING ME AROUND A LOT AND IS JUST LESS OBVIOUS ABOUT IT. EITHER WAY, THINGS ARE PRETTY COOL, OTHER THAN A LOT OF MONSTERS NOT BEING HERE. THE DOGS ARE GONE TOO. THAT'S REALLY SAD, ACTUALLY, BECAUSE I LIKED THE DOGS. BUT I GUESS THEY WENT WHEREVER UNDYNE AND METTATON DID. ANYWAY, NOBODY IS QUITE AS CHEERFUL AS I REMEMBER THEM. SANS SEEMS TO BE MAKING LESS PUNS AND SMILING A LITTLE LESS, WHICH IS ODD. IN FACT, ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, IT SEEMS LIKE HE SHOULD BE HAPPIER THAN HE WAS BEFORE. HE SAYS HE IS HAPPIER THAN HE WAS BEFORE. SO IT SEEMS STRANGE THAT HE ISN'T SMILING AS MUCH. BUT HE'S ALWAYS BEEN STRANGE.

ANYWAY, DESPITE EVERTYTHING, THINGS ARE PRETTY GREAT DOWN HERE! THERE ISN'T A ROYAL GUARD, BUT ALPHYS SAYS THAT SHE'LL FORM ONE IF IT'S EVER NEEDED, AND THAT I CAN BE THE CAPTAIN! THAT'S AMAZING! CAN YOU IMAGINE, ME GUARDING SANS AND ALPHYS! I CAN! I DO, ALL THE TIME!

ANYWAY, A GIRL MADE OF FIRE OPENED A NEW GRILLBY'S NEAR NEW HOME, AND SANS AND ALPHYS SPEND A LOT OF TIME THERE ALONG WITH THIS STRANGE ROBOT THAT I DON'T RECOGNIZE. IT'S KIND OF ANNOYING, BUT THE ROBOT NEVER GETS ALONG WITH ANYONE BUT THE FIRE GIRL, SO I'M GLAD THAT HE STAYS OUT OF THE WAY MOST OF THE TIME.

EITHER WAY, I SUPPOSE I SHOULD WRITE ABOUT WHAT HAS HAPPENED TODAY, TOO! WELL, UP TILL RECENTLY, THE FIRE GIRL HAS BEEN LIVING WITH US, AND SHE'S TRYING TO MOVE OUT NOW THAT THE BACK ROOM OF HER RESTAURANT HAS BEEN COMPLETED, AND SHE WANTS SANS AND ALPHYS' HELP PACKING. RIGHT NOW SHE SEEMS TO BE YELLING AT THEM. AND THAT IS ALL THAT IS GOING ON. I... MADE SOME SPAGHETTI! SANS HAS BEEN HELPING ME WITH COOKING, AND I THINK I'M DOING PRETTY WELL! BUT NOBODY HAS EATEN IT. POOR EVERYBODY.

I AM RUNNING OUT OF THINGS TO SAY, SO I WILL STOP. I DON'T SEE WHY I SHOULDN'T. BUT I AM STILL WRITING FOR SOME REASON! I CAN'T STOP! AAAAAAH! OH. WAIT. I'M RunnInG oUT Of ink. I haVe GOt to go. GoodbYe!

Daily log #0001, day 1 of the second year of Queen Alphys' reign.

Well, this has been interesting. Alphys suggested that we all start writing some sort of diary or log, and as stupid as that sounds, since I can do it just by thinking about it, I figured, "what the hell, why not?" So anyway, things are... weird. They have been for a long time. I'm in something like Mettaton BOSS version 5.75.01, and that nerd has been updating it what seems like every day. It's pretty cool, though. It really does feel just like my old body. Same height, same body shape, and it even has more powerful magic now. So as annoying as it is to have to be worked on all the time, it is improving, to be honest.