I woke up in the morning to find myself naked and still wrapped in Ash’s arms.
I then realized Ash and I had sex for the first time as a married couple.
I then realized Ash was my husband.
I got up and threw on some clothes.
I then looked in the mirror and saw I had MAJOR sex hair. I quickly brushed my hair and then it looked perfect.
I walked down the hall to Jakes room and knocked on the door.
No Answer.
I knocked again.
Still no answer.
Son of a bitch.
I knocked again and said “Jake, wake up its me”
No answer.
WHAT THE HELL?
“JAKE GET YOUR LAZY ASS UP AND OPEN THIS FUCKING DOOR” I yelled, pounding on the door.
“Mmmmm” I heard coming from inside his room then some shuffling of feet.
“What the hell do you want” Jake asked with tired dripping from his voice, scratching the back of his head.
“I want my daughter lazy ass” I said to him.
“Oh, come in” He said, letting me in.
I looked around at this pigsty.
“What the hell Jake? You’ve only been here for 1 night. You’re a pig”
“I know” he said with a smirk.
“Ughhhh where is she” I asked looking around the room.
“Right here” He said, picking her up out of her crib.
“Bye Maria” He cooed then handed her to me.
“Hi Maria” I cooed just like Jake did.
“Hehe Jay Jay!” She called.
“Woah” Jake said.
“Yea, Ash taught her how to say some stuff.”
“Ohhhh cool” he said, smiling.
“Well, get ready cause everyone is going down to the two piers today” I said.
“WHAT? NOOOOOOO I WANNA SLEEEP” Jake whined.
“Too bad” I said, striding out of his room.
I got back to find Ash still asleep.
I put Maria in her play pen and went to go take a shower.
I got out of the shower to find Ash still asleep.
“Jackass” I mumbled to myself as I went to go put clothes on.
I fixed my hair and makeup and he STILL was asleep.
“Motherfucker” I mumbled, walking over to him.
“Ash, Ash, ASH, ASHLEY PURDY!!”
“WHAT WHAT WHAT” He yelled.
“Its time to get up” I said.
“Oh, hi Mrs.Purdy” He said with a smirk.
“Shut up and get dressed” I said, clearly pissed.
“Damn whos got your panties in a bunch” he asked, uncovering himself and standing up.
“You” I said.“FINE FINE! ILL GET DRESSED!” He yelled, going to the bathroom.
I laughed to myself and went to go play with Maria.
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Love Can Be Very Purdy (An Ashley Purdy Love Story) (COMPLETED) {1}
FanfictionFIRST BOOK IN THE "Love Can Be Very Purdy" SERIES Desiree Pitts is the little sister of Jake Pitts. She grew up with BVB and she has a secret. Shes in love with Ashley Purdy. Thats right, THE Ashley Purdy, the one night stand perv we all know and lo...