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Have a parent or friend who hates swearing or just dislike swearing in public due? Maybe you want to swear to a teacher or parent without them knowing? Here is a list of old swear words;

Bloody Nora; It's sort of like bloody hell I guess...

Consarn it; Another word to say 'God damn it'

Zooterkins; A "over embellished term of 'God's wounds'

Sard; Basically a medieval f-word

Gadzook; Means 'God's hooks' due to a time in the medieval era where people made oaths based on bits of Jesus or God. 'God's hooks' is the nails that Jesus was hung to the cross with.

Breadsplitter; Penis

Rantallion; Translates to 'one whose scrotum is longer than their penis'

Bescrumber; translates to 'spray poo upon'

Gamahuche; Victorian word for oral sex

Zounderkite; Idiot

Fopdoodle; Dumbass

Scobberlotcher; Lazy

Rover Cripes; It sounds like Jesus Christ for those who don't want to say Jesus Christ 

Heavens to Betsy; Honestly I use this, so does my mother and my grandma...

Trollop; Prostitute  



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