Stupidity jar? Uh...no thank you, we all are stupid.

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*Courtney's POV *

"What will I wear Cyrene!?" I whine and sit down on her bed with my hands on my cheek with a pout.

"Patience Court. I'm just choosing your outfit in a while." She said going through her tiny closet room which is filled with shoes on the left, accessories on the right side and tops and dresses on the middle. We're in Cyrene's room because she has the best dressing sense of all. Her mother is a fashionista and she is literally a fashion diva.

"Evans! Are you done yet?! Why are you taking so long!?" Cyrene shouts. Evans is trying her outfit on for the party. She takes a million years to try one out!
Someone knocks Cyrene's door and the door knob is turned. Shawn's face pops up, just the face, the other half of his body is outside the door.

"Umm guys, some people are already here. Get ready fast. But hey, make Evans stand out, you never know maybe she can stand a chance with me." He says as if Evans is dying over him. It's quite the opposite, to be completely honest.

Well, let me keep you guys updated! Last week we all decided that we are going to a range the party at our house rather than anywhere else. Shawn already bought an apartment as Evans doesn't let him say in our house. Even though it's Cyrene has bought this house and stuff, she never let us feel like it's not ours. We have been in here for the last 3 to 4 years.

I was Cyrene's bestfriend when we were only in second grade. When my parents died at a car accident, my grandma raised me and when I was giving my 'O' levels, she decided that it would be better if I stayed with Cyrene and her family. Evans was Cyrene's only friend besides me when she was at her rough time. Evans and Cyrene got along pretty well afterwards and if you didn't know Evans' parents are NOT really THE ONE YOU WOULD WANNA HAVE so she decided to live with us too.

Talk of the devil and she appears! Evans comes out of the washroom wearing a black short skirt which ends right above the knee, the cotton top was grey, it was off shoulder and it was of full sleeve. To acessorise she wore a black choker around her net which Cyrene had given. I must admit she does look hot.

"Oh wow! You look so good! " She exclaimed. "Yup she sure does!" I added.

"Uh... I look fat." She said flatly.

"Noo no no no no! You look perf!" We said together and gave weird looks at each other. How come we say the exact same thing?

Suddenly, Shawn's head popped out of the door and when he saw Evans he had his jaw on the floor.

"Stop admiring me!" Evans hissed.

"So I can't even admire my lovely date for the night?"

"I'm not your date!" Evans hissed again.

"Did you forget the lustful nights already, mi'lady?"

Cyrene gave a disgust look at them and started off, "I'm just.....whatever" she said and started doing her makeup. Cyrene wore white full sleeve with black dots shirt with a skirt.

"Honestly if Evans actually liked you, I would go all Victoria Justice on you two. 'My bestfriend's brother is the one for me!'" I sang along.

That earned a laugh from Cyrene, smile from Shawn and a scoul from Evans.

"Evans, please do the honours of being my date." Shawn said and fully entered the room and gave her a flower from his behind, out of no where.

"No." She said menacingly.

"That's harsh, man!"I commented.

"20 dollars in the mean jar,Evans! And here you go Court, your outfit for the night!"

She handed me the outfit I opened it and saw it was a floral printed skirt with a black top which is sleeveless but with a black strip. I was very happy with my outfit to be honest. Shawn just put the flower back to his pocket at the back of his jeans.

"No! I did nothing wrong!" Evans screamed.

"Yeah. Yeah. Whatever floats your boat." Cyrene says.

"Why can't we have a stupidity jar? I mean, I would've been a millionaire by now!" Evans says.

That shut me up. Hmmm...We can? Or can we?

Nope, you cant.

Yes, we can. Why can't we?

Because you are stupid.

No, I'm not!

Admit it, darling.

Arrrgh fine. Just sometimes, okay! JUST sometimes.

"Nope we can't, we all are stupid sometimes." Cyrene said taking away my words.

"Yeah exactly." I agree.

"Yeah EXACTLY!" Evans says with much greater force.

There was a long sigh from Shawn or Chris in Evans' way.

"Girls." He said and left the room.

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