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5th: Top 5 Town of Salem Roles

I don't play Town of Salem a lot - I only discovered it like a yearish ago when Emma introduced it to me, and then I didn't play it for another year, and then I joined Bloo-bucks and I started playing it (and watching Pretty Little Liars) instead of sleeping or writing my entries/August challenge things. I have grown to love it, especially when the squad gets on and is gossiping and stuff. It's lit, y'all.

5. Jailor

So this is a pretty good role? I like it because you can stay lowkey and kill people who you suspect, but also it kind of sucks sometimes, when people don't believe you or when you're, like, mauled by a werewolf (though I never had? I did maul someone who jailed me once, which eventually got me killed, which was :( but its all good).

4. Spy

I apparently don't like town roles a lot, because even though they're "good" they're not very fun. That being said, spy is pretty cool, because you know all the info, but you're also sort of a target? And HAVING a spy in the game isn't super fun when you're not on their side, because then they're, well, spying on you.

3. Serial Killer

A lot of times, this role is hard, but it's also so rewarding when you're undercover forever and then you get to like, the last 3, or even win. It's kind of fun to be killing people and know who's immune and help lynch people. Being evil is just funner than being town, because you die a lot when you're town.

2. Consort

I haven't had this role a lot, but I really love it! You're just an evil escort, and you can plan and stuff. I've only ever been consort once, and I was Amne-turned-consort, but then it was me, 2 other consorts, a framer, and a mafioso, and we won because the 3 consort triplets were just distracting the jailor and the mafioso was killing bitches and it was LIT. We just chilled. Also, on of my triplets saved me from being executed by the jailor #bless

1. Vampire

Apparently, according to my stats, I've NEVER won with Vampire, but I like the role a lot, and I like the idea of being a vampire and slowly biting people to your will. I've mostly just had a lot of fun being a vampire, like when I was part of the #AmneturnedVamp squad and we were all 3 vamps (along with 2 other vamps so then there were five) and when Kira and I were vampires and though we didn't win, we talked about it all the time.

Honorable Mention:

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

AN INVESTIGATOR.

The joke makes this another good role, and also the knowing people's roles thing, but the joke is the best part.