Scar: so Soph r u just gonna stay single ur WHOLE entire life?
Me: Pretty much.
*Me and Kyle bump into eachother*
Me: OMG I AM SO SORRY! <Mind: I really don't fucking care>
Kyle: SORRY! <Mind: This girl has to watch where she's going>
Scar: SOOO PERSON WHATS UR NAME?
Kyle: uh Kyle...
Scar: K IM SETTING A D8 UP FOR U 2
Me n Kyle: WHAT?!
Me: I DON'T EVEN KNOW HIM!
Kyle: SAME!
Scar: TOO BAD- ZA D8 IS TOMORROW!
To be continued. . .
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Historia CortaOnce upon a time there was this thing was created. We didn't know what it was. But apparently God made him a human being. Or as we call him the "thing" Satan's child. Me: WTF IS THAT?! Scar: it's a thing Tam: ITS A HIDEOUS SAW Candy: ITS SATAN Me:...
