Me: nuuuuu I don't wanna get dressed! Can I just do in my pajamas?
Scar: sure- BUT U STILL R GOING TO THE D8
Tam: You should just wear something simple
Candy: WEAR SOMETHING FORMAL!
Me: IDFK DIS PERSON! UUUGH IMA JUST WEAR DIS *goes in closet and puts on crop top and shorts*- NOPE IM KEEPING DIS
~~~~~~~~At Za D8~~~~~~~~~~~~
Me: *sits at table* Hi.
Kyle: Hello..
Me: well this is awkward since ur dressed all fancy and me nope.
Kyle: haha yup
Me: *taps on table*
Waiter (Scar): WHY HOLO THERE
Me: Hi..?
Kyle: Hello.
Waiter Scar: WOULD U LIKE SOME FUUUUUD?
Me: Suuuuuurree?
Kyle: Um ok...
Waiter Scar: OKAY THEN
~The Waiter Leaves~
Me: sooo .----.
Kyle: sooo :b
Me: this is- very awkward.
Kyle: Oh right!- Uh, what's ur name?
Me: Sophi- wbu? .—.
Kyle: Kyle :3
Me: Coolio
Kyle: so what do u like?
Me: Food.
Kyle: *laughs* cool XD
Me: IKR- anyways.. What do u like?
Kyle: food- and games, and starting to like u ;)
Me: 0////0 oh that's cool too- *turns red*
~Food is served~
Me: OMG WHAT THE HELL TOOK U SO LONG?!
Waiter Scar: Sorry technical difficulties... Hehe...
~What Happened~
Scar: HURRY UP WITH THE FOOD AND STOP EATING IT!
Candy: IM SORRY!
Tam: OMG MY HANDS HURRRTTT
Scar: GUUUYSSSSS
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Scar: yeah u don't wanna know 0-0
Me: Okie...
Kyle: don't wanna know anyways..
Me: SOOOO
Kyle: SOOOO...
Scar: *pushes me to kiss kyle*
Me: OMG SO SORRY SRSLY 0////0 *turns red*
Kyle: UUUUH 0////0
Kyle and Sophi start turning red
Scar: awwww
~After za d8~
Me: that was embarrassingly fun 0-0
Kyle: haha yup.. Maybe we could hang out more? *hands me his number*
Me: haha sure!
Za end
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Historia CortaOnce upon a time there was this thing was created. We didn't know what it was. But apparently God made him a human being. Or as we call him the "thing" Satan's child. Me: WTF IS THAT?! Scar: it's a thing Tam: ITS A HIDEOUS SAW Candy: ITS SATAN Me:...
