Chapter 24: We're Getting Married!

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Shane: Well??!! What the hell you doing here in our apartment??

Joey: Shane, I'm scared.

Shane: I bet you are, just like last time...go to our room and lock the door! I'll deal with my asshole father!

Joey: No, I'm staying here! With you!

S. Dad: Yo fags! I'm still here! Anyways I heard you butt-buddies are getting married?? Ruining the sanctity of marriage!

Shane: Yes Dad! We're getting married! And you can throw all the homophobia and church crap at us all you want. But us getting married isn't ruining your precious sanctity of marriage, Divorce is doing that!

Joey: Yeah!

Shane: Joey...shhh (Joey nods)

S. Dad: Say all you want! I'm not gonna let this stand!

Shane: Why do you even care?? My life doesn't affect you! It sure didn't mean anything to you when I was growing up! So, don't try to come in now and tell me what to do or not to do! I wil be getting married next month and there's nothing you can do about it! And if you try anything I can bring up this break n entering plus hate crime up to the police and have you arrested! So, don't even try!

S. Dad: Fuck you! Fuck you both! Fags belong in hell!

Joey: No we don't! But, homophobic assholes like you do! (Shane golf claps) Now get the fuck out of our apartment. NOW!!!

Shane: Wow! Way to grow a pair Joey! I love you!

Joey: I love you too Shane!! (kisses Shane) I'm gonna make some chickenanyas, want some??

Shane: Sure! I'm gonna call my mom and tell her what happened. (calls his mom) Hey Mom.

Theresa: Hey sweetheart, what's up??

Shane: Dad was here! He broke into our apartment.

Theresa: Oh my god! Are you guys okay?? What happened??

Shane: Yes mom, we're both perfectly fine! What happened was, we just got back from our meeting with the wedding planner. We noticed the door was unlocked, but we knew we locked it when we left so we knew someone of had to broke in. We went in and looked around and didn't see anyone til we got to our studio room and saw dad in there! Then he started insulting us then threatned us! That's all! Me and Joey told him off!

Theresa: Joey did?? Wow! I'm surprised!

Shane: I know right?! I was so proud of him! I gotta go mom, Joey made some food.

Theresa: Okay dear, well i'm glad you guys are okay! I'll let you go. Love you!

Shane: Love you too mom! Bye. (end of call)

Joey: Shane, chicken is ready!

Shane: Okay thanks, I gotta take a piss then I'll come eat.

Joey: Kk

*Lil Later, laying in bed*

Shane: I love you so much Joey! And now we're getting married in a month! I could die happy!

Joey: Awww, I love you too Shaney!!! And I couldn't be any happier with anyone else! You are my heart, life, and soul Shane Dawson! You are my once in a lifetime soulmate! (they start kissing passionately)

*Knock at the front door*

Joey: Oh, Hi Jerid!

Jerid: Hey Joey, Shane here??

Joey: Shane! Jerid is here!

Shane: Jerid, wassup bro??

Jerid: Mom just told me what happened. With dad! You guys okay??

Joey: Yup, we're just fine!

Shane: Yeah, we took care of him, even Joey here stood up to him! It was really cool!!

Jerid: You did Joey?? Bravo!

Joey: They don't call me Finnik for nothing! (flexes his arms; Shane and Jerid giggle)

Jerid: Good! Well I gotta go, Busy! Just wanted to come by and check on you guys. Goodnight.

Shane: Okay, well it was good to see you bro!

Joey: Yeah, Jerid! Nice seeing you again! (Jerid hugs Shane then hugs Joey and then leaves)

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