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Kurt Cobain Love Story?

     I was bored one day so please enjoy this short Kurt Cobain one shot. It's basically a parody of the classic "girl falling in love with Kurt Cobain" story. And I don't own Nirvana or any songs in this story, obviously, but if I did that would be pretty cool. Enjoy.
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Jewel was a confident girl. She excelled most in the musical arts and always longed to be a singer. It would be a dream come true to her if she would become famous one day. Her mom just dropped her off at her new apartment. Jewel's family was the opposite from rich. She was one of the only girls at school without their own car which made things worse. All the popular girls bullied her, called her ugly and poor. And none of the guys ever had a crush on her. But Jewel didn't care anymore. She now has her own apartment. She's a free woman.

     Jewel sat down at her desk.

"Let's play some music," she said to herself.

She grabbed a CD, took it out of the case, and popped it into the player sitting on her desk. The first song started playing. You could hear a guitar riff then some loud beating drums.

"Load up on guns, bring your friends," a man's singing crackled through the speakers. Jewel looked at the case. It had a naked baby on it.

"Nirvana," she said as she turned the case over.

"Smells Like Teen Spirit? That's interesting."

Jewel listened carefully as the song became louder.

"Hello hello hello how low?"

Then the chorus came in loud.

"With the lights out it's less dangerous! Here we are now, entertain us!"

Jewel fell in love

"Who is their singer?" she asked herself

She pulled out the booklet in the CD case

"Kurt Cobain? Huh, cool."

There was a picture of him too.

"Wow, he's hot!"

Four minutes later, "A DENIAAAAALLLLL!" the song ended.

"That was the best song I've ever head!"

The second track began to play. Another guitar riff began

"That's enough."

Jewel took the CD out. She decided to go to the local music venue and ask if she could perform there.

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     When Jewel arrived, she saw people setting up for a concert.

"Hello, can I speak to the head of this establishment?" she asked out loud to anyone nearby.

"Get outta here, lady. We have a big act to set up for," a man in a black suit told her. He was the manager of this place.

Jewel felt offended, "I want to audition to perform here."

The man stopped and looked at her.

"Can't you see I'm busy, woman? Go away."

"Who's even playing?"

"Nirvana, now get out."

Jewel's eyes lit up

"Nirvana? Where can I get tickets?" she asked with excitement.

"Happy Birthday. Here's a free ticket, now scram."

The man handed her the ticket and a backstage pass. Jewel just knew she had to meet Kurt. She went straight back to her apartment to get ready for the worst night of her life.