John: Freddie, what are you staring at?
Freddie: They're reading this?
John: Reading what?
Freddie: On Wattpad.
John: On what pad?
Freddie: They're looking at us in 2016.
John: Fred, that's forty years away.
Freddie: They know everything.
John: Have you gone mad?
Freddie: Slightly.
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Big Book Of Classic Rock Crap
AléatoireJokes, misheard lyrics, references, pictures, and other wonderful crap of our favorite bands for the classic rock fandom to enjoy! Mostly original content too.