To Weird to Live, To Rare to Die (Book 1) (COMPLETED)

A Happy Life

"Bet you $5, if you can pick you can pick up Uncle Thunder's hammer!" Destiny said. It's been 4 years since one single bad thing has happened. Destiny now at 5 and me at 9, "Fine," I walked over to his hammer, and picked it up easily. Destiny and everyone (Except Uncle Thunder, he said something about being worthy and stuff) mouths were open. I put it down so I didn't destroy anything.

"It's probably her Thor relation?" Uncle Bruce said.

"The Man of Iron can not pick my hammer up, but Lady Serena can!" Uncle Thunder boomed.

"Yeah, This is gonna be a long year." Daddy said.

"At least Natasha is my wife." Uncle Hawk said, Auntie Nutella and Uncle Hawk got married 3 months ago, they're as happy as they can be.

"Yep, but I can still call you birdbrain." Auntie Nutella said.

"Serena, How can you have superpowers, but I don't?" Destiny said while sitting down on the couch beside Uncle Hawk. "I didn't find out till I was 4, Here. Try to pick this fruit snack without grabbing it or standing up." I placed a fruit snack on the table.

Destiny tried, and it sort of worked. She picked it up with her powers, but then she dropped it. "Damn it!" Destiny said while she stormed off. Everyone looked at Uncle Hawk. "What?! I didn't do it!" Uncle Hawk said. Auntie Nutella gave him the Death Stare. "Okay! Fine, I taught her a 3 words." Uncle Hawk admitted. The girls grabbed him by the arms and dragged him outside on Daddy's balcony. I looked out the window, he got beat up good. They came out, Uncle Hawk has never had so many bruises. I tried not to laugh to hard. 2 hours passed when I fell asleep on Uncle Cap's lap.

Tony's POV

I carried Serena to Her and Destiny's room. Destiny was fast asleep on the bottom of their bunk. I put Serena on the top and put a blanket over her. I quietly walked out of their room and closed the door. Everyone was in their rooms sleeping, while I was working on my suit.

"Jarvis, do a live camera on Destiny and Serena's room." "Yes sir" A screen popped up with my two beautiful angels sleeping. I can't have Hydra knowing I have daughters. After hours working on my suit I fell asleep on my desk.

"Daddy?! Serena you sure he isn't dead?" A voice similar to Destiny's said.

I woke up to two rascals poking my face making sure I wasn't dead.

"Of course he isn't, besides people don't die when they are in the air Destiny" Serena sassed.

Then I really woke up. "Serena- I'm not in the air?!" I said looking down. The girls laughed as they ran upstairs. "Typical morning." I said while I stood up and ran upstairs. Everyone was eating breakfast, while Bruce was hooked with his laptop.

"Ah, Tony is awake. What gadgets did you add this time?" Steve said while he was grabbing a orange.

"He's probably not telling, we'll just have to find out Steve." Clint said. "Well now all I have to do is hide Destiny and Serena from boys and my life will be complete." I said. Natasha and Pepper rolled their eyes. "Yep, I agree." Clint said.

"Oh come on, Serena and Destiny need a love life boys. Besides you guys don't want to end up like Clint from last night." Pepper said. "Nope not happening." I said.