Hey hey my lovely cherubs, it's your bitch Rachel HoellandRoden.
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This is the stupid ass shit rant-book that I created with a bunch of stupid ass shit bitches, whom I love...EXCEPT YOU STAN YOU HACKED ME AND YOU'RE EVIL AND SLEEP DEPRIVED! SATAN IS IN YOU, YOU ARE HIS VESSEL!!!!!!!! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!
Anyhoe, lost my chell a bit there. So this is my rants book, where I share my invalid, stupid opinions that no one cares about. On this account I'm slightly more bearable, and I probably won't get into a bitch fight with you, like I have many times before.
IMMA PROUD BITCH!
Stay classy my muffins, and if you see a weird ass rant in this book, assume I've been hacked...or don't. I'm hyperactive on social media tbh.
CIAAAAO
YOU ARE READING
Post Animal - Rants
Random"You aren't a fabulous muffin!" ••• In which Rachel is an absolute savage with the need to express Joe Keerys beauty!
