*Two months after they met through kik*
Gay lord : hey jack
Irish bastard : hey mark
Irish bastard : How are ya?
Gay lord : I'm okay...Just thinking
Irish bastard : what about?
Gay lord : are you dating anyone or have you taken a liking to someone?
Irish bastard : Yeah I'm dating this girl her name is Felicia day ( I know jack is actually dating someone but I just wanted to bring Felicia into this)
Gay lord : oh I'm happy for you
Irish bastard : are you dating anyone?
Gay lord : yeah this guy named Osric Chau (also just wanted to bring osric into this)
Irish bastard : That's great! Maybe when I go visit you We can have a double date!
Gay lord : That's a great idea
Gay lord : I have to go Jack
Gay lord : Bye
Irish bastard : bye
However in marks mind he just wanted jack not osric not anyone
