'she' ws just stroling down ze park
and sudenli bOOM 'she' found ze coin on ze road dat 'she's been waitin 4 ze whole day
whut a lcky day for 'she'
then 'she' wolks and wolks and wolks and wolks and wolks and wolks and wolks down ze park again n again n again n again n again n again n again
then BOOM 'she' found ze man.
a toll handsome man, wit blond hare and qt eyes and dingling smiles
dat waz jak hem hem.
'she' said, "hey, whuts up"
and jack said, "ur arse"
'she' waz fluttered so she winked 'she' both eyes at him
then 'she' reelized dis fanfic waz about leuk so 'she' said bye and move on
because gURL, in life we needz 2 muv on, get up and stahp procrastinating rn.
{indirectly giving this message to the author herself}
so again 'she' wolks and wolks and w-- {nu-uh i won't do the same thing as i did earlier you poop. whut, do you think im some sort of unoriginal piece of trash huh lol jk yeah i am}
k continue. zen 'she' found...guess ho?
ZEN MELIK
oh my gee 'she' suddenly felt the urge to gotta zen bcus 'she' didn't want to be in dis band anymore
so 'she' left
wait whut
so 'she' crawled & 'she' found him!
ZE CUTEST GUY EVER
he's toll like jak too, he have bootiful eyes and smile too
"no, not that noodle.
ze aaAaAnother one" she said.
"'ello sup im a kitten mikey" sayz the qt guy
'she' blushed, 'she' cheeks turned red and almost purple.
"heEY IM LU---" ze noodle tried to get involved.
"SHUT UP LEUK ITS A COW" sayz the other 2 guyz that came out of nowhere. I think theyre namez were Ash Ze Purple Shirt Guy and Calvin the Asian.
and dat, my fellow frenz, is how ze leuk hem hemmo iz triggered.
~ze end~
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EDIT: I've just realised how bad my grammar is. I'm so sorry, you guys may point out any grammar mistakes because I'm too stupid to correct them myself EXCEPT for their and they're .
