Gordan Ramsey x Simon Cowell

Chapter One: Meeting Gordan-Senpai

Simon walked outside in his duck pajamas and looked at his mail. "Ah shit m8 they betta not be puttin' me back in The X Factor" he looked at the mail angered. One said "Senpai- I mean Gordan." "Who da fuk is Gordon, ehhh one of dem gay fans" he opened the envelope. "Ey lil mama imma be visiting your house and make ye the best dinner you eva had and you'll die of the taste, I'll be dere at five ;)" Simon's heart melted. "Gordan-Senpai...." he long eyelashes battered against his blushing cheeks. His dog barked "STFU TOTO I HAVE A FUKIN LETTER FROM SENPAI."

He got his bootyful gown on that he won at a beauty pageant one year. Simon knocked on his door. He skipped down the hall and opened the door, his handsomeness.... it was all too handsomey for him. "Ey m8 imma cook you food because" he burst in. Toto barked again. "SHUT UP TOTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed like a little girl. He cooked that shit in one second. "DINNA READEH!" "Oh shit whaddup" he ran like sanic in there. The fewd was on the table. He started eating it. It was so good that his eyebrows burned off. "This is almost as good as the toothbrush I stole from you and licked every night..." "That's why my toothbrush tasted like an angel ;)"

Simon fainted. Gordan flew off.