He looked at the rest of his mail. "I chocked on a peanut this morning" "A bird stole my chicken nugget" "I ran out of bleach" "BISH YOU GOIN TO THE X FACTOR" He smiled wide, tear shedding... "Ah I love fans- WAIT DE X FACTOR?!" he burned it in the fire so it can burn in Hell. "Hell no-" He got kidnapped in a white van. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" he squirmed like a worm. He scratched like a cat. And cried like a three year old. "SHUT UP! BETCH!" The kidnapper slapped him. Simon gasped. "GAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
They drove down the yellow brick road.
Found out what happens next time
Where will Simon go?
Will he continue to cry like a three year old?
Will he ever lick Gordan's toothbrush again?
Found out next time...
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Gordan Ramsey x Simon Cowell
RomanceIt's one of OTP m8 it best and bootyful *GRABS TISSUE AND CRIES WATERFALL*
