Gordan Ramsey x Simon Cowell

Chapter Five: Moving In

Gordan was screaming at people for messing up food. Simon smiled wide. "He has such an angelic voice...." tears fell to the ground. "BISH DID I SAY WE WAS COOKIN' A FUKIN BUFFET? NO." He walked away, the people kept a poker face. Gordan did a hair flip. "Why does everybody do this to me...." he sighed like a giraffe and walked over to Simon "Ey lil mama wassup?" "Nothin' much." "Imma move in with you." "Wait- I didn't agree to this-" "Ayeeee I do it anyway."

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He grabbed his bags and jumped in his car like Harryu Potter fuckin' goin' back to Hogwarts that one time. "We shall have many snail babies." "oH"

And they drove home, and slept on the floor cuz they were too tired. Gordan was tired from yelling at everybody and Simon was just tired cuz Gordan was tiringly handsome.