Chapter Three: Gordan's Performance

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Simon sat down with coffee. "Simon, we ain't supposed to be judging with food or li-" "SHUT YO ASS UP" he took a sip of his hamster-tasting coffee. Gordan got up on stage. He was in a tutu. Simon's eyes gleamed with beauty, he was so amazing. "Show us what yo got." one the judges said. Gordan put on some heavy metal / rock / opera music. He started dances like a glitch in a game, body parts flying everywhere. The judges were not amused, except for Simon, it was the most perfect thing he has ever seen. He recorded it to remember, and recorded Gordan's booty ;).

"NOPE." everyone slammed dere hands on de buttons for an X. "I THINK THAT WAS SPECTACULAR!" Simon dabbed.

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