The Misadventures of Leo Valdez, Part 5

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Jason has updated his status: Pipes, what did you do to Leo?

Piper: Oh, not much. Just gave him a broken arm, a concussion, a twisted ankle, a broken nose and-

Annabeth: I think that's good. The list has gone long enough.

Octavian: *gleefully* He'll be in the infirmary for weeks, long enough for me to get rid of the Greeks! *winks* See what I did right there?

Frank: MY EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Percy: IKR????????????????

Apollo: I'm the god of poetry, and even I  think that was bad.

Octavian: Says the god who makes the worst haikus in the world!

Apollo: *horrified* You didn't.

Octavian: *smugly* I did.

Apollo: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Octavian has logged off to run away from a psycho Apollo

Piper: XD

Hazel: What?

Piper: Turn it sideways and you'll see.

Hazel: I see it.

Annabeth: Am I the only one who's wondering what in Hades Octavian and Apollo were doing here?

Percy: Oh yeah, he was here. ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone has logged off to join Apollo in his crazy quest to murder Octavian.

Nico: I'm a loner!

Thalia: Me too! We can be loners together!

Nico: Kay!

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Sorry it was kinda short but I'm pressed for time here. And now for the disclaimer!

Hi Annie!

Annabeth: Don't call me Annie!

Too Bad. Can you do the disclaimer?

Annabeth: Fine. Demi does not own anything except for the plot and possible OCs.

Thanks!

Annabeth: You're Welcome. Call me anytime you want, okay?

Sure, see ya Annie!

Annabeth: But don't call me Annie!

Bye Guys! Demi Out!

-Demi

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