forest // joshler

two

tw// homophobic slurs

🌿josh🌿

i put my suitcase under my bunk and tried to unpack until joey announces that we were going into the mess hall. i only had time to put on sheets and a pillow.

"but before that," joey continues. "we have to assign your bunk buddies!"

more assigning? are you fucking joking? and i'm probably going to get assigned with an asshole, so yay!

"nick with joshua! nick bottom bunk and josh top bunk!"

what did i fucking say. i was going to get put with an asshole. and guess what? i got put up with an asshole!

nick ashley was probably the biggest dick in the world. "great," nick purposely said out loud. "i got put with the fag of the school." i rolled my eyes but before i could ignore him joey stood up.

"hey nick?" joey says.

"what," nick scoffs. what an ass.

"shut up!" joey replies. nick looked offended

"excuse me?" i hear him say. oh man, was this funny.

"i said, 'shut up!' there will be ZERO homophobic terms used in this cabin! that disgusting word you used is offensive to me and josh, so if you don't want a strike, i advise you don't use offensive terms," joey snapped. jesus christ, i've never wanted to laugh so hard in my life. the look on nick's face was hilarious.

he deserved it.

🌿tyler🌿

jesus fucking christ. pulling my luggage and the trash bag with my sleeping bag in it up the stairs? terrible. literally everyone audibly sighed once we got inside, but who could blame them? it was torture carrying our things up.

but wait, where are the bunks? there were just mattresses on the ground.

before i could ask, ryan had read my mind.

"uh, phil? where are the bunks?" ryan questions phil.

"oh my goodness you guys are silly! we can't have bunks on the second story," he giggles.

well, now i feel ignorant.

"anyways, quickly just put your sleeping bag or sheet onto the mattress because we have to go into the mess hall for lunch!" phil exclaims.

hopefully the food isn't completely shit.

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this is short but yanno