Devil May Cry: Revolution

Chapter 9.5

" Stop laughing jackass it's not funny! " Nero howled as he heard Dante cracking up behind him for what seemed like the hundredth time today. He flipped him off angrily which only made Dante laugh even harder.

" Dante shut up or I'll knock you off that horse before you can laugh yourself off it... " Vergil growled from behind his brother.

" I'm sorry, it's just the kids reactions that's all " Dante finally choked out through his fit of laughter. " You'd think the kids never ridden a horse before "

" I HAVEN'T! " Nero yelled but quickly turned his attention back to the animal upon whose back he sat as it bucked up a bit when the tone in his voice rose.

" Careful my dear friend, you're spooking them " Fin called from the head of the group.

" Oh yeah I hadn't noticed " Nero growled as he wrestled with the reins to get the horse to start moving again. " Whose dumbass idea was this anyways?! "

" Think that was you kid " Dante mused as he strode up beside Nero's horse.

" Go blow yourself jackass " Nero refuted. Dante snickered as Nero tried to punch him and missed, almost throwing himself off his horse in the process.

" Will you three PLEASE, knock it off?! " Sparda sneered as he turned to face the three half devil's with a very stern, and rather unimpressed look on his face. " The sooner you three stop horsing around the faster we'll get to where we need to be " Almost as soon as Sparda finished his sentence Dante cracked up laughing again. Sparda just rolled his eyes and ignored his sons roaring laughter behind him. That is until he heard Vergil's voice break out through the noise.

" Dante I swear to god you don't shut up in the next five seconds and I'm going to beat you senseless... " Vergil growled again. It was quite obvious that he was less then impressed with the situation at hand, well at least it was to everyone aside from Dante who seemed to be getting a kick out of every word that came out of anyone's mouth today, but especially Vergil's. " I'm not kidding Dante shut up! " Again his response was met with more of Dante's laughter. " DANTE! " Finally Dante stopped for a moment

" OK OK I get it bro " Dante muttered. Vergil cast a very evil glare at him in return and sped his horse up to get away from Dante, who in return only snickered and followed " Hurry it up kid "

" I hope you fall and break a leg you selfish bastard... " Was all that Nero could say. The trip went on like that for quite a few hours, Dante would occasionally burst out in a fit of laughter, Nero would flip him off because it would be something he was doing that would get Dante to start laughing and Vergil would utter his usual threats and on one occasion even went so far as to jump off his horse, run over to Dante and drag him off his only to beat some sense into him. That is until Sparda turned around and strode up to them both and then the three half demons were silent until they found a place to rest for a bit.

" Never again will I EVER go on a ridiculous trip like this with you again Dante... " Vergil sneered from a tree. He sat up there with his arms crossed brooding at the fact that he was stuck out here in the middle of nowhere with his idiotic brother.

" Aww come on Verg " Dante coaxed from the base of a tree opposite the one Vergil roosted in.

" NEVER " Was the response Dante got. Very flatly spoken as well.

" Alright alright there's no need to bust a nut over it all " That was it. That was all the motivation Vergil needed to jump down from the tree and lunge and at Dante again with a loud roar. Nero just shook his head and watched as the twins rolled about wrestling on the ground with each other. Dante thought it was a big joke, Vergil however was growing more and more angered with his brother and upon returning from a talk with Fin to see his sons wrestling like that, so was Sparda.