*You've been added to 'footballers groupchat'*
'What the hell' I thought looking at my phone and typed a message:
OLIVIA: Is it some kind of footballers' fangirls groupchat?
LIONEL MESSI: No, I mean kind of ( we all love each other) who are you btw?
NEYMAR: Oh Lio I know you're my biggest fangirl ily baby.
JAMES RODRIGUEZ: My fault, my fault I wanted to add Olivier Giroud and I accidentally added her.
CRISTIANO RONALDO: srs James do you have to fuck everything up?
OLIVIA: Hey be nice to him where is the "we all love each other'' gone to?
CRISTIANO RONALDO: Sorry :( ily James
JAMES RODRIGUEZ: Ilyt Cris
OLIVIA: No but srs who the hell are you guys/Girls?
GARETH BALE: I'm Gareth but you can call me Gar and I play football just like the others in the chat.
OLIVIA: Yeah you all are 'footballers' and I'm Beyoncé...
ROBERT LEWANDOWSKI: Aw Gar are you hitting on her? Btw why doesn't anybody believe us?
OLIVIA: EEEWWW anyways how am I supposed to believe you? Need proofs...
CRISTIANO RONALDO: Who the fuck do you think I am?
OLIVIA: You ain't married to no average bitch boy
MESUT ÖZIL:You can watch my fat ass twist boy
AUBAMEYANG:As I bounce to the next dick boy
CRISTIANO: OMG what have I done
OLIVIA:And keep your money, I've got my own
MESUT ÖZIL: Get a bigger smile on my face, being alone
AUBAMEYANG: Bad motherfucker, God complex
CRISTIANO RONALDO: How do I stop them?
OLIVIA: Motivate your ass call me Malcom X
MESUT ÖZIL: Yo operator, or innovator
AUBAMEYANG: Fuck you hater, you can't recreate her no
OLIVIA: You'll never recreate her no, hero
CRISTIANO RONALDO: Ok I get it you all love Beynoce now stop
MARC BARTRA: LMAO
OLIVIA: OMG MARC ily
CRISTIANO RONALDO: ^ WTF you get excited about him but not me
OLIVIA: sorry, I ain't sorry..
CRISTIANO RONALDO: enough of Beyonce for 1 day
MARCO REUS: my turn: I Love Mario
MARIO GÖTZE: Love you to bae
OLIVIA: like really? everybody knows that.
OLIVIA: omg I officially don't believe you I'm gonna leave this chat
ROBERT LEWANDOWSKI: No don't it's so boring without you.
NEYMAR: Excuse me it's not boring .
LIONEL MESSI:IT IS BORING please just believe us we're real (beside Christiano he is like made out of wax that's why he looks so good all the time)
LIONEL MESSI: oh fuck
CRISTIANO RONALDO: OMFG Messi said I look good all the time
LIONEL MESSI: I regret that
OLIVIA: Ok I will stay it's not like I have something better to do or friends to hang out with
TONI KROOS: OMG We will be your friends
OLIVIA: I mean I do have friends it's just they are all on holidays and I'm home like a loser.
TONI KROOS: Do you have a boyfriend?
OLIVIA: NO
CRISTIANO RONALDO: Sassy much. Let's ask her questions, we don't know anything about her and she can basically Google our entire lives...
OLIVIA: NO I don't agree with that
ROBERT LEWANDOWSKI: PLEASE
MARCO REUS: PLEASE
MARC BARTRA: ^
AUBAMEYANG:^
CRISTIANO RONALDO:^
LIONEL MESSI: Please we just want to get to know you
OLIVIA: OK OK but don't ask any weird questions
LIONEL MESSI: I can't guarantee you that NeyNey Probably have already made list of awkward questions
OLIVIA: UGH
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~O.W
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Footballers Groupchat
RandomSassy and sarcastic, teenage girl Olivia got accidentally added to footballers groupchat ( Yes it was James Rodriguez's fault). She liked it and decide to stay for awhile. Eventually she became their biggest pain in the ass (jk they all love each...
