Olivia and Manchester United
OLIVIA: I hope that later if I will have kids they won't support Man utd
OLIVIA: Oh well never mind I hate kids
OLIVIA: No need to worry
OLIVIA: Am I talking to myself again?
OLIVIA: #Weird
*Olivia added David De Gea*
*Olivia added Henrikh Mikhitarian*
*Olivia added Luke Shaw*
* Olivia added Sergio Romero*
OLIVIA: Let's just keep it simple today
OLIVIA: just few ppl who are amazing *read David De Gea* and few ppl who should burn in heal *aka Paul Pogba*
PAUL POGBA: Excuse me but why should I burn in hell?
OLIVIA: Dybala is alone now
DAVID DE GEA: I feel like I'm on the list of good children that will get a gift from Santa
LUKE SHAW: hahaha
SERGIO ROMERO: I see Paul won't get anything this year
OLIVIA: Let's hope Jose would get a password to unlock Pogba for Christmas
BASTIAN SCHWEINSTEIGER: waste of money
OLIVIA: ^ An angel from the sky, that is a little bit too late, came to tell us his wise words
BASTIAN SCHWEINSTEIGER: You're welcome.
HENRIKH MIKHITARIAN: where am I ?
WAYNE ROONEY: Inside your house
SERGIO ROMERO: ppl I was reading news and in the comment section I saw a *mean* joke about Gareth Bale
SERGIO ROMERO: I can't stop laughing
OLIVIA: Let me guess
OLIVIA: What's the difference between Gareth and a pregnant woman?
SERGIO ROMERO: they both can't score
SERGIO ROMERO: No it's not that one
DAVID DE GEA: good old jokes
BASTIAN SCHWEINSTEIGER:I don't get it
PAUL POGBA: Gareth can't make a goal bc he's Gareth
PAUL POGBA: And a pregnant lady can't score (aka have sex) bc she's pregnant
BASTIAN SCHWEINSTEIGER: I'm too young for that
BASTIAN SCHWEINSTEIGER: My eyes are burning
OLIVIA: tell me your joke
SERGIO ROMERO: What's the difference between Gareth and a bad magician?
SERGIO ROMERO: They both cannot do hat tricks
LUKE SHAW: hahaha
WAYNE ROONEY: You ppl are mean
PAUL POGBA: says the one who threw an old lady out of a taxi today
WAYNE ROONEY: Otherwise I would be late
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIĆ: you're always late
WAYNE ROONEY: for once I try to get my shit together and y'all are mean to me
HENRIKH MIKHITARIAN: oh stop it we're Man Utd
LUKE SHAW: when did we became old gossiping ladies?
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Footballers Groupchat
AléatoireSassy and sarcastic, teenage girl Olivia got accidentally added to footballers groupchat ( Yes it was James Rodriguez's fault). She liked it and decide to stay for awhile. Eventually she became their biggest pain in the ass (jk they all love each...
