Olivia and Bayern
OLIVIA: here's the day I will meet the savior Joshua
*Olivia added Joshua Kimmich*
ROBERT LEWANDOWSKI: And Satan
OLIVIA: Why so egoistic?
THOMAS MÜLLER: He scores 2 goals and behave as the best
MANUEL NEUER: is Joshua the only one who you're going to add?
OLIVIA: No give me a second
*Olivia added David Alaba*
*Olivia added Javi Martinez*
*Olivia added Juan Berant*
*Olivia added Jérôme Boateng*
THIAGO ALCÁNTARA: What you doing?
OLIVIA: I'M WATCHING YURI!!! ON ICE
THIAGO ALCÁNTARA: I assume it's really good
OLIVIA: IT'S AMAZING
JUAN BERNAT: What's that thing with you and Caps lock?
OLIVIA: My love to use caps lock when I'm excited it's impossible to describe
DAVID ALABA: Where is everyone
OLIVIA: They are busy making kids
THIAGO ALCÁNTARA: What about the one who already made one??
OLIVIA: Damn Thaigo you're the best
OLIVIA: Your baby's going to be the cutest
ROBERT LEWANDOWSKI: hmm
ROBERT LEWANDOWSKI: What about my baby
OLIVIA: ROBERT FUCKING LEWANDOWSKI YOU BROKE MY THIAGO'S BABY MOMENT ONCE AGAIN
OLIVIA: Also I use caps lock when I'm really angry as you can see
XABI ALONSO: Robert don't be rude
OLIVIA: Like we all know baby Lewandowski is going to be cute and born with a six pack
PHILIPP LAHM: Let's hope he won't call him Robert Lewandowski junior
OLIVIA: Don't even dare
JOSHUA KIMMICH: Ppl I have a problem
MANUEL NEUER: What happened?
THOMAS MÜLLER: Are you hurt?
OLIVIA: ^Dads of the year
JOSHUA KIMMICH: so my girlfriend left a shopping list for me and idk what "tampons" are
OLIVIA: Oh god hahaha
OLIVIA: How old are you again?
JÉRÔME BOATENG: he's 21
PHILIPP LAHM: Who's going to tell him
XABI ALONSO: Olivia she's a woman
OLIVIA: me? No imma man
DOUGLAS COSTA: Just do it
OLIVIA: @Kimmich so you know women have periods right?
JOSHUA KIMMICH: Eeewww periods
JÉRÔME BOATENG: Oh god he's such a kid
OLIVIA: So tampons are things girls use during their period
JUAN BERNAT: Good explanation
JOSHUA KIMMICH: but what do they do with it
OLIVIA: We put it in our vaginas
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Footballers Groupchat
RandomSassy and sarcastic, teenage girl Olivia got accidentally added to footballers groupchat ( Yes it was James Rodriguez's fault). She liked it and decide to stay for awhile. Eventually she became their biggest pain in the ass (jk they all love each...
