Eleven

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Me: dude your debut was so lit

Me: and cute

Me: like I just wanted to punch the girl's cheeks she's so cute

Sanhayoyo: PUNCH????!!!

Me: PINCH**** beiOjsjaosl

Me: I MEANT PINCH.

Me: I would never-

Me: unless it's Rocky then he better catch these hands

Me: his rap made me hit my head on the headboard then I swung my leg and it hit the wall and

Me: he just causes me pain

Me: I want to return the favor

Sanhayoyo: I will punch him for you :)

Me: omg will you??!?

Me: bless you

Sanhayoyo: but he will hit me back :(

Me: if he does, I'll dig my way to Korea and beat him up for you

Me: or all them 11 year olds that Stan you will beat me to it

Me: they'll like mob him and he can't do anything because they're little girls

Sanhayoyo: 11 year old girls???

Me: oh honey, you don't know?

Sanhayoyo: what?

Me: legit all the Sanha stans I find are really young

Me: probably since you're really young and they think they have a chance LOL

Me: I mean I guess I'm young too but I'm like the same age as you so fight me

Sanhayoyo: you are 15 no?

Me: yeah

Sanhayoyo: I'm still older!

Me: I'm turning 16 in a month shh

Sanhayoyo: I'm still more older!

Me: yeah yeah whatever

Me: don't make me regret wanting to protect you from Rocky

Me: I will fight you

Sanhayoyo: I will win

Me: not with the Kung fu skills I learned from Kung fu panda you're not

Sanhayoyo: I can sit on you because I'm tall

Me: you're a noodle though

Me: I could like push you into a pool and you'll be pasta or smth

Sanhayoyo: noodles are good. Very delicious

Me: are you calling yourself delicious??

Sanhayoyo: no I am saying I like noodles

Me: well that's random

Sanhayoyo: my favorite is Chinese noodle fast food delivery

Me: omG yES

Me: I love Chinese food

Me: egg roll me up

Me: thanks I'm hungry now

Sanhayoyo: I'm sorry

Sanhayoyo: eat now!!

Me: um there's no food here ????

Sanhayoyo: in refrigerator no?

Me: I mean there's stuff like bell peppers and tomatoes but I'm not about to eat those

Sanhayoyo: no other foods?

Me: not really. There's milk

Me: I think we have bread

Me: I LOVE BREAD

Sanhayoyo: then eat bread! Now hurry

Me: I will omg

Me: ew it's whole grain nvm

Me: I wanted white bread lol

Sanhayoyo: buy pizza!

Me: I have no money

Me: and I'm scared to talk on the phone so

Sanhayoyo: really?? Awe :(

Me: why omg

Sanhayoyo: I want to talk to you on phone

Me: NjsowlNsk whY

Sanhayoyo: so I can improve my English :)

Me: is that it?

Sanhayoyo: maybe

Me: maybe?

Sanhayoyo: maybe

Me: Tf do you mean by that

Me: hey

Me: don't you leave me in the middle of this

Me: don't cliffhanger me

Me: I will cliffhanger you hoe

Me: I'll push you off a cliff for being so rude

Me: row row row your boat gently off a cliff

Me: SANHOE

Me: I swear to god you better sleep with one eye open because

Me:

Me: you don't even come on after I send that awesome meme?

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Me: you don't even come on after I send that awesome meme?

Me: wow

Me: I'm unstanning bye

Me; that was a joke just in case you didn't know ok? Ok

Me: bye

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