The Misadventures of a Horny Gay Teen.

Dare

"Anyone, in particular, you have your eyes on?"

There was a moment of silence.

"Levi."

"Hella gay" Levi smirked as he walked into the kitchen and opened the press under the sink. Eren felt himself go beet red from his neck to his ears. "Connie spilled beer on one of the cushions, hey Eren pass me the bleach behind you."

"Oh! yes- am- sure! Here." He tried not to look Levi directly in the eyes. "Hey, Levi?"

"What?"

"You have a stain on your shirt."

"Shit, where?" He looked down at himself trying to find it.

"On the back..."

"Use this, try to wipe it off." Levi passed him a damp cloth and turned his back to face him.

"Oh- Okay..." He stepped closer to try scrubbing the stain but it wasn't doing much. "It's not really coming off."

"Hold the material from under my shirt and scrub harder, it should work."

Eren blushed deeply and glanced over at Reiner who winked. "Is this ok?" He asked, slowly sliding his hand under the hem of Levis shirt. All he could think was 'oh my god. oh, mY GOD. OHMYGOD. His skin is so pale, and I can smell his hair... is that... coconut? I wonder if his clothes smell like that too... or his bed... I wonder what he looks like the morning after-'

"Yeah just do it." Levi glanced over his shoulder and he held Eren's gaze for a few seconds, smirking when the brunette grew redder and looked away. "Come on, keep scrubbing."

"Oh yeah," Eren laughed nervously, scrubbing the material a bit harder.

"Is it working?"

"Yeah, it's starting to come off now."

"Good." Levi started looking at his nails and Eren could tell he was taking a bit longer than the raven haired boy wanted.

"There, all done." He pulled his hand out from under the shirt and stood back as Levi turned around, muttered a quick thanks and walked out with his cleaning supplies. Once he was gone Eren released the breath he didn't notice he was holding.

"Oh my god" He sighed

"I feel so bad for you" Reiner chuckled, trying not to burst out laughing, "It's not that bad, though, at least he's not homophobic."

"Hmm.. I guess. He told me not to get too close, though.." He looked down at his hands.

"Well, you were totally not just feeling him up."

"Oh shut up"

"See he doesn't want you to seduce him." Reiner wiggled his fingers in Eren's direction and winked. "Don't worry about it. When there's a gay will, there's a gay way."

"I should use that as my senior quote" He laughed.

"Good idea"

"We should head back to the others." Eren grabbed two tubes of pringles off the counter and started walking back to the den. "Bertholdt might be getting jealous."

They entered the room to find Marco making out with Jean in his lap in the corner, Mikasa making small talk with Bertholdt and Connie and Sasha trying to see which one could drink a can of beer faster. Armin must have arrived while Eren and Reiner were in the kitchen and he was watching Levi viciously scrubbing the pillow with the beer stain. Reiner sat down beside Bertholdt and wrapped and arm around his shoulders.

"Jean stop humping your boyfriend and get your ass over here." Eren laughed as he sat down on one of the couches and placed the pringle tubes on the table.