Love Is Gay (Frerard)

5) Wait, is Gerard gay?

Times like this make Frank mad. Times when he sits and contemplates life. Times when he doesn't know his own fucking sexuality and it's like, shit, dude. Is Gerard gay? Like, gay?

Fuckin hell, this is why Frank doesn't like to talk to people, it's like why are you asking me about my dick if you're not gay?

Anyways, Frank went with the idea that Gerard is actually gay, so that was that and Frank came up with the fucking grand idea that he should ask him out.

Why?

Don't ask.

But if Gerard is actually straight or doesn't want to go out with Frank then I guess he could just fall into a hole of misery and die. That's a plan.

Smooth.

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At school that day Frank went through his classes hella confused. He's literally only known of Gerard's existence for what, two days? But he's hot. And nice. And likes misfits.

That's a good enough reason.

So when fourth period came Frank was a fucking bundle of nerves and shit. Why was he gonna say? His only pickup line was "Did you fall from heaven? Because you have severe facial trauma." Like fuck, man that's not even a pickup line. That's a breakup line.

Frank just went with his gut on this one, which is usually not a good thing. Like, not a good thing.

Gerard was drawing some really good drawing, with pencils and shading and fucking proportions and shit. One tap of Frank's pencil on his shoulder was all it took.

"Yo, wanna date?" Gerard asked.

And then Frank almost died.

That was the worst thing that could possibly happen at this moment. He wanted to say it. Gerard was gay? Oh my god this wasn't something he had gone over in his head. Fuckin balls.

"I - uh -" Frank was at a loss for words for once.

"Well, we don't have to, it was just a -"

"Yes! Hell yeah, you piece of emo shit." Frank's face lit up.

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Gerard was gay?

That was still in Frank's mind as they walked to the movie theater for their first date. Their first date. Can you believe it? He still can't. Gerard actually is like a foot taller than him, and he looks so good. He dressed up in a black blazer and a red tie that Frank just wants to rip the fuck off. Frank however, came in a misfits tee and jeans.

They saw the movie "The Big Friendly Giant" and Gerard fangirled over the movie. How did Frank end up with this nerd?

Jesus.

Anyways, they saw the movie and went home. Nothing worthy of my narrating happened at the movies other than Gerard spilling his popcorn all over Frank's lap, resulting in a lot of cursing in Frank's part.

And then came the time when Frank asked Gerard if he could come over to his house. Of course he said yes, and then there was the moment when they didn't know where to sleep.

"I wanna sleep with you." Frank declared.

Gerard laughed and looked back at Frank. "No. We've been dating for like what, seven hours? And I've known you for three days."

"But you won't complain if I sleep with you." And to prove his point Frank jumped on Gerard and they fell backwards into Frank's bed.

With a kiss to the cheek and a small laugh, Gerard finally gave in.

Fuck, this is the life.

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A/N yo this was great to write lmao