What if Naruto Shippuden had FACEBOOK?

Chapter 16: Salad Uchiha

Me: Saso-chan!! ♡♡

Sasori: What. The. Heck.

Me: awe.... Saso-chan!!! ;-;

ACCEPT MY LUV 4 U!!

MEH SASODEI SHIP

SHALL BECOME CANON IN THE HEAVENS

Sasori: sorry m8

Get rekt

My puppets, @Xx_Fang_Xx who said, "not WeaselSaku, but ACTUAL SasuSaku." this is 4 u. Oh and Author said it's Facebook Double Update Week (cuz she forgot to update Fri.) So 4 chapters?? I don't understand.

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Sasuke Uchiha: Aww. I'm all alone to fight the freaking Hachibi, my squad abandoned me and just left me sitting there even though they swore loyalty to me and Jugo seems oddly happy, and excited. Much unlike when he is with me.

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Salad Uchiha: It's okay, you got me daddy!! :)

Sasuke Uchiha: From my information, all the women I've done certain things that produce children with....

Salad Uchiha: Sex?

Sasuke Uchiha: What......?
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I've never...
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yeah I have

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Anyways, all of those women have told me they surely weren't preggo...

Salad Uchiha: Yet I'm here.

Just how many...??

Dad, you're a perv!;-;

Sasuke Uchiha: Almost every Konoha teen...???

Salad Uchiha: Dad, your so naughty!! ;-; AND ISN'T THAT HARRASSMENT OF TEENS! ARE YOU A PEDOPHILE?! YOU SADIST OF A FATHER!

Sasuke Uchiha: I'm not a pedophile.

Nor am I a harrasser.

And I am surely not a sadist.

Furthermore, I am a teen.

....Hmm. You must not be my kid. Who would name their child Salad? lol.

Salad Uchiha: It's my nickname. ;-;

Sasuke Uchiha: Not my child.

Salad Uchiha: DADDD UR HORRIBLE

U BUTTHOLE

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Sasuke Uchiha: Some girl named Salad just said I'm her father. Lol. Im not... right??

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Sakura Haruno: Probably not. Who did she say her mom was?

Sasuke Uchiha: Didn't mention a name.

Sakura Haruno: Huh, that's weird...

WAIT! YOUR SASUKE-KUN!!

Sasuke Uchiha: Yes. took you long enough. lol.

Sakura Haruno: OMG I'VE WAITED FOR U TO COME BACK!! I LOVE YOU A LOT AND I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT IM SORRY BUT YOU ARE REALLY HOT AND YOUR COLD BUT I CAN MAKE YOU NICER AND AND-

Sasuke Uchiha: Really? YOU, a pink-haired brat, loves me, the ENEMY, and not Naruto- your SAVIOR, who saved you from death hundreds of times- me almost killing you multiple times- yet you say you love me???! What if I told you I was friends with you an alternate account, and I asked you out? What would you do? Reject? That's an artificial love, based off my looks, not my personality. I'm sorry, no I'm not, I really, really, hate pink haired girls with short hair. So, dont even start with me.

Sakura Haruno: I wouldn't reject...

I would know it's you....

or so I'd like to say. I would probably reject you, Sasuke-kun, I would think, this man is really like Sasuke, but I don't, no I can't- fall in love with that man until I see Sasuke. I would also think: I love Sasuke, and I want to stay loyal to the love I feel towards him, not join another lovers train, like Ino did. I must stay loyal to you, Sasuke-kun, as I, am making Naruto fight for my cause, and otherwise it would all be for naught. If I have to make a fake impression of stupidity, so be it. I love you, Sasuke-kun, and I wish you would say it back.

Sasuke Uchiha: *badump badump* >//////> I'm just a copy of Sasuke Uchihas account.

stupid fangirl.

Sakura Haruno: GO DIE U DAMN IMPOSTER!! I MUST BE A REAL IDIOT!!! DAMN IT.

Sasuke Uchiha has gone offline.

Sakura Haruno: Did you think I'd fall for that? I can associate your name, and your attitude, just as with some other people's accounts. Why do you think I became a hacker? So I can check if the accounts are owned by you, or in anyway associated to you.

Even the smartest of men can become idiots, eh?

Ah, Should I play with him some more?? It's fun.

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Naruto Uzumaki: Lee, Did you read the latest chapter?

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Rock Lee: Of What? One Piece? Sanji be looking really badass.

FiaTheOtaku: OH MY GOD I LOVE SANJI SANJI WILL YOU MARRY ME FLSISMDKRNEMRMDM

ALADDIN IS SO FUCKING HOT NOW AND KAGURA IS TWO TIMING AND AND SOUMA IS TURNING INTO A LOVE COOK WITH HIS HIDDEN HAREM AND NISEKOI IS FINALLY DONE WITH THE FUCKING TITANIC

*rant over.*

Naruto Uzumaki: Uhhh... No... Fairy Tail. STOP SPOILING ONE PIECE!!

Rock Lee: Yeah, I have. GILDARTS IS SO OP!! THEN THERE WAS THAT ROWEN MOMENT ON IDK WHAT CHAPTER BUT IDK IF I SHIP ROWEN OR WENDY AND CHELIA THE STRUGGLE IS REAL GAH! Have you read the latest chapter of Magi?

Naruto Uzumaki: Oh my gosh! Yup! IT SPOILS SINBAD NO BOUKEN AND BREAKS MY ANIMU HEART! AND MORIGANA'S NEW HAIRCUT AND THE ALIBABA MORIGIANA SHIP BECOMING CANON AND ALADDINS NEW HAIR AND AND

Rock Lee: Exactly my reaction!!! DID YOU SEE FOOD WARS?!? ERINA IS LOWERING HER TSUNDERENESS BY THE SECOND!!

Naruto Uzumaki: Souma's warming her ever cold heart.

AND DID YOU HEAR THAT AFTER 229 CHAPTERS NISEKOI FINISHED?!?

Rock Lee: I KNOW RIGHT! TSUGUMI IS LIVING THE FUCKING DREAM AND ONODERAS A PASTRY CHEF AND AND AND

Naruto Uzumaki: DON'T SPOIL ALL OF IT FOR THE READERS WHO DON'T KNOW!!

Rock Lee: My bad, readers. MAY THE POWER OF YOUTH ALWAYS BE IN MY TRANSLATOR/TEACHER SHIP FOR NOW AND FOR FREAKING EVER!

ThatPopularGurlll: You fucking dweebs. -.-