Zombie Steve here. It took us a bit longer than I had anticipated to make it out of the mesa, but we made it! I've never been so happy to stand in the nice, cool rays of the moon!
Fortunately for all of us, there was a pond near the mesa. Miner Mike stood guard with Killer while I threw Beep into the water to get cleaned up. I didn't see any sign of the Bone Men, or their leader, Cranium. Things seemed peaceful enough as long as we kept Beep away from the nearby spiders. I then pushed Killer in so he would look white and fluffy again instead of gray and icky. I didn't mess with Miner Mike as far as his personal hygiene went, but I asked him to come with us. We needed as much backup as we could get, because we didn't know what may lie between us and the gates of Valhalla.
Going to the gates of Valhalla took quite a bit of courage on my part. They don't like zombies, you see, and Beep's father especially. However, being an officer in the ZFC did make me an appropriate representative. Our quick jaunt from the mesa to the gates was uneventful. This worried me.
I knocked on the door. "I'm here with Beep, returning him to Major Peter Frightem."
The doors swung open, and a pair of uniformed humans escorted us in. They asked no questions, and that worried me even more.
Ahead of us was a castle-like building, and a man was running out the front doors with a beautiful young woman at his heels. Beep yelled and ran straight for them. My work was done, I thought. Beep is home with his parents.
Smiling from ear to ear, I turned to speak to Killer and Mike when I realized a pair of handcuffs were being slapped on my wrists. Mike was being cuffed also. Killer was being muzzled. Beep's parents had rushed into the castle. I was about to protest my arrest when Cranium walked up.
"Ah, yes! This is the rotten zombie that stole that precious boy Beep from my protection. Here to collect your ransom, eh?" Cranium smirked at me.
I lunged at him, which was a big mistake for azombie to do in a headquarters full of humans. When I came to, I was in a cell.
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Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Steve
FanfictionGraagghhh !! Meet Your Minecraft Zombie, Steve. Beware! He's tall, green, and out to scare! Zombie Steve is on his way to meet up with some of his friends, when he hears what sounds like a little child laughing. It just got dark outside, and no hum...
