Zodiac Signs

The signs trick or treating

Aries: pushes others aside to get to the door first

Taurus: will only eat the finest of Swiss Chocolates

Gemini: goes around the neighborhood once, changes costume and goes around again

Cancer: stays at home and hands out candy to other trick-or-treaters

Leo: plans their costume for months, then won't go out because someone else has the same idea

Virgo: wears a neatly-pressed suit and tells everyone they're a bookkeeper

Libra: is still standing in front of their closet trying to decide on a costume

Scorpio: isn't in it for the candy

Sagittarius: will manage to wander to the next town

Capricorn: makes a list of all the houses that give good candy and the optimal route to take

Aquarius: builds their costume out of spare flashlights and spends all night tinkering with it when it shorts

Pisces: skips the whole thing to compose poetry on the moon (....?)