Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Me: Damn he cute!
Peter: Rachael stop getting distracted!
Me: oh yes sorry, but it the fucking smol beans birthday!!
Peter: what the hell does that even mean?
Me: That he's turning 33 today! Clarifying today on August 13, 2016! And he's so fucking hot!
Peter: I thought I was hot?
Me: Eh, jk I love you, but it's not your birthday is it! Wait, do you even have a birthday?
Peter: ...
Me: Anyway look at this beautiful human being who was carved by God himself!
Haha it says he got wet!
I'll leave it there.
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Random Marvel Things
De TodoAt this point this book is kinda just me ranting and posting random stuff about marvel, mostly trash about Spider-Man and sometimes others as well. You've been warned Disclaimer: I don't own any marvel characters.