I was quoting all of Wade's lines (even the parts from other languages) from X-Men Origins: Wolverine because Wade is awesome. My dad was making fun of me because I was yelling in another language with Wade, so I made the joke I always make: "Wade is awesome but I feel like we wouldn't get along all the time because he always hits in my boyfriend!"
My dad was like "Who's your boyfriend?"
Me: Obviously, Peter Benjamin Parker *points down at my Spider-Man t-shirt and left sock (cause I'm always on the left 😉)
Dad: How does he hit on him? What movie am I missing?
Me: It's not in the movies it's in the comics! Because Peter is 15 in the movies and Wade's like fifty and taken!
Dad: That's homophobic, how does he hit on him?!
Me: *offended* Because Wade is Pansexual! He could make out with a pancake if he wanted to!
Dad: *flustered* Do you even know what that word means?!
Me: Yes! Do you?!
Dad: Why do you know that word at your age that's disgusting?!
Me: *inside* Fuck off, that is normal! I'm bi calm yourself!! Why can't Wade be Pansexual what is wrong with you!?
^^I wanted to say that so bad ugh he makes me mad!!!!
By the way that's the first time I've said that I'm bisexual out loud before...feels good....
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Random Marvel Things
RandomAt this point this book is kinda just me ranting and posting random stuff about marvel, mostly trash about Spider-Man and sometimes others as well. You've been warned Disclaimer: I don't own any marvel characters.
