Chapter 4

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"Harry!" Hermione cried as she found him passed out on the couch in the Griffindor common room. Harry jumped up and rubbed his eyes still feeling the dark circles below them. "Where were you?! Ron and I were worried."
"Malfoy... Detention... Git... Of Requirement... Filch.... Lube... More nights." was all Hermione heard of Harry's half mumbles as he fell back to sleep.
"Well either Malfoy and Filch shagged Harry in the room of requirement as detention and plan to do it more or somethings up." Ron said as he stared emptily at the curled up boy on the couch.
"Ron, make sure he's not disturbed, I'm going to fetch a pepper-up potion, I will be right back."
An hour later the three were headed to DADA and the situation had been roughly explained. Ron had decided they should permanently turn Malfoy into a ferret, earning a few light hits from Hermione. Who in turn had said she would definitely make more potions for Harry.
"The really confusing part is the cabinet of lube, Malfoy's probably wanted to shag 'the boy who lived twice' for ages." Ron said giggling not noticing the slight flush of pink rising in Harry's cheeks. Hermione had gone off to some teacher before class and the boys had made pit stop to talk to Neville.
"I would never lower myself so much Weaselby." Draco said passing them to meet up with Pansy who was just entering the DADA classroom. "Pansy, I give up, I am gay, especially for Potter." Draco whined dramatically once out of anybody but Pansy's earshot.
"Didn't I tell you dear." Pansy said mostly as a statement while she began pulling out her equipment.

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