Hey, guys!!! Welcome back to Yaoi Reaction!!!!! As you can see, I was busy planning out 'Lost Memories', which I'm still writing the ninth part, but still......I needed to do something fun!!!! I'm just really bored, so forgive me for my ideas that randomly came out of my head.
Anywho, please welcome in Novu Moru!!!!!
*Novu walks in*
How ya doing, Novu?
Novu: Very well. But did you had to disrupt my work of taking over the- *Covers his mouth*
*Blinks few times* How did you get materials?
Novu: No one leaves their stuff lying on the floor! *Reveals a wrench*
That's not mine.
Novu: *Looks confused* Then whose is it?
*At Bob the Builder's*
Bob: D*** it!!! Where's my ****ing wrench?!
Wendy: No cursing, dude, no cursing!
Bob: Then where's my ****ing wrench?!
Wendy: Uh......where did we last go to fix things?
Bob: At that show.....what was it called again?
Wendy: *Shrugs* I don't know.
Bob: THEN WE HAVE TO GET MY ****ING WRENCH BACK!!!!
*Back at the show*
Um......maybe it was the builders' wrench?
Novu: And how do you suggest we-
*CRASH!!!*
What was that?
*Bob the Builder comes rolling in with Scoop and Muck*
Hey! It's Bob the Builder! Anyone want me to sing his original theme song?
Kouji's voice offstage: H*** NO!!!!!
Here we go!!! *Takes a deep breath* Bob-
Riki's voice offstage: BOB THE BUILDER! CAN WE FIX IT?! BOB THE BUILDER! YES WE CAN!!!!
Hey! I was about to sing that and- Wait a second.......WHY'S THE WALL KNOCKED DOWN?!
Novu: *Not impressed* You just realised?
Uh....yes? HEY!!! BOB!!! FIX THE WALL!!!!
Kouichi: *Holds up a sign that says: This might take a while, so please sit back and relax and enjoy the commercial break while Rain's trying to get Bob the idiotic Builder to fix the wall.*
- Commercial Break -
*All emos appear on stage*
Samuru: *Hugging his toaster*
Kouji: I can't get that stupid song out of my head!!!!
Jin: *Smirks* Then should we get someone to sing it for you again?
Kouji: *Stares at Jin in horror* WHAT?!
Hikaru: *Nods slowly* We should.....
Setsuna: Gundam.
Kai: WHAT?!
Kyoya: Please do not tell me that you're going to-
Hikaru and Jin: *Devious smirk*
Jin: *Turns on the music and the original theme song for Bob the Builder goes on*
Bob the Builder!
Can we fix it?
Bob the Builder!
Yes we can!
Scoop, Muck and Dizzy,
And Roley, too.
Lofty and Wendy,
Join the crew.
Bob and the gang
Have so much fun.
Working together
They get the job done.
Bob the Builder!
Can we fix it?
Bob the Builder!
Yes we can! (I think so!)
Pilchard and Bird,
Travis and Spud.
Playing together
Like good friends should.
Bob the Builder!
Can we fix it?
Bob the Builder!
Yes we can! (Yea!)
Jin: *Turns off the music* *Smoothly to Kouji* Well, how was that?
Kouji: I AM SO GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!
Kai: Great.
Kyoya: Now that song's-
Kai and Kyoya: Stuck in my head.
Hikaru: *Smirks*
Samuru and Setsuna: *Cares too much about the toaster and Gundam to care*
*Drags in Bob the Builder* FIX THE WALL!!!!
Bob: *Screams* Give me back my ****ing wrench!!!
- End of Commercial Break -
Hey, guys! Welcome back again. As you can see, we have Bob the idiotic Builder-
Bob: HEY!!!
*Ignores him* Tied to a chair so that after we finish our interview with Novu!
Novu: Can we start?
Yes, of course. The question is: what do you think about yaoi?
Novu: *Suddenly runs out of the stage* SAMURU SHIGAMI!!! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU FOR STEALING MY RIKI!!!!
*Anime sweat drop* Wait.....what?! COME BACK HERE!!! SOMEONE DRAG BACK NOVU!!!!
Kouichi: *Holds sign that says: Please wait for another few minutes. We will be back shortly.*
- Commercial Break -
*Emos appear on stage*
Samuru: Can we please have the original commercial break makers back?
Nezumi: I FOUND IT!!!! *Smashes the inside of the vent and comes out into the stage* Wait.....THIS ISN'T THE OUTSIDE!!!!
Shion: *Yawns as he crawls through* Are we there yet?
Samuru: So.....they were in the vents the whole time.
Jin: Apparently......
Hikaru: Welcome back.
Nezumi: DANG IT!!!!
- End of Commercial Break -
Man, that was weird. Never had two commercial breaks before. Anywho, we have Novu back with us. So Novu, answer the question.
Novu: *Dark voice* I want Riki.
*Anime sweat drop* Um.....I heard that you were paired with Riki before.....so you like it?
Novu: *Dark voice* I WANT RIKI!!!!
Okay, okay!
Novu: *Runs out* RIKI!!!!
Um........apparently, Samuru has at least three people chasing him now: Two out for love and one out for murder. Yikes, glad I'm not Samuru right now.
Bob: Can you let go of me now, and give me back my ****ing wrench?!
Can you stop cursing and fix the wall, then?
Bob: OKAY!!! JUST GIVE ME BACK MY ****ING WRENCH!!!
*Ignores him* Next time, we have Basara Kurochi!!! And more craziness ensured!!
Vote if like!!!!
Bob: JUST GIVE ME MY D*** ****ING WRENCH!!!!!
STOP CURSING!!!!
