Hey, guys!!!! Today, yes, if you read the announcement I made about what happened, yes, I'm still typing on the computer. Forgive my mistakes if you see them in here. Anywho, who's our guest for today for the Yaoi Reaction? Please welcome in, Kamon Day!
*No one appears*
Huh? Kamon! You can come in now! *Blinks few times* Where is he?
Kouji's voice offstage: GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU BLUE FREAK!!! I'M NOT SAMURU!
Riki's voice offstage: Come back here, Samuru (A.K.A Kouji, who Riki mistaked Samuru for)
*Raises eyebrow* *Shouts* WHAT'S GOING ON BACK THERE?!
Kouji's voice offstage: GET THAT PERSON AWAY FROM ME!!!! I'M NOT STUPID SAMURU!
*Somewhere in the backstage rooms*
Samuru: *Sneezes*
Dravise: Are you alright, Samuru?
Samuru: I feel like someone's calling me stupid....
*Back to the show*
*Shouts back* I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT, KOUJI!!! DEAL WITH IT!!!!
Kamon: *Rushes in* *Pants* Am....huff....I.....huff.....late?
Not really, considering the fact that you just burst in when I was just about ready to punch Kouji to the moon for interrupting the show.
Kamon: *Anime sweat drop* .............uh..........okay.....
Anywho, let's just get started, and-
Takuya's voice offstage: EAT BABIES WITH ME.......FOREVER!!!!
*Fakes a smile* You know what, Takuya? I'm coming into the backstage and LITERALLY TIE YOU UP TO A POLE AND DUCT TAPE YOUR MOUTH AND PUT YOU INTO A VOLCANO!!!!!! *Storms out of the stage with Kamon looking after me uncomfortably*
Kamon: Um.....enjoy a commercial break while Rain's kinda doing her thing that she wanted to do?
- Commercial Break -
*All emos appears*
Kouji: *Screams* HOW THE H*** AM I HERE?!?!
Samuru: I need my toaster.
Kouji: WE DO NOT NEED YOUR TOASTER!!! TOASTERS AREN'T IMPORTANT, EITHER ARE THEY GODS!!!!!!
Setsuna: Gundam.
Kouji: NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE GUNDAM THING!!!!! *Pauses* What's Gundam anyways?
Setsuna: Gundam is God, don't disrespect Gundam.
Kouji: WE GET IT, WE GET IT!!!!!!! GUNDAM'S YOUR STUPID GOD!!! JUST EXPLAIN WHAT IS GUNDAM!!!!
Jin: Gundam's the type of mobile suits that's like a giant robot.
Kouji: THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY IT EARLIER?!
Jin: Because you're screaming like crazy, you idiot.
Hikaru: True.....like the idiot he actually is.
Kouji: *Snaps his head around* *Glares* What was that?
Hikaru: I have a question now. Where are the original commercial break makers?
Samuru: *Shrugs* In the vents?
*Meanwhile, in the vents*
Shion: Are we out yet?
Nezumi: *Snaps* Shut up, Shion! I'm trying to find the way out!
Shion: For how long?
Nezumi: *Instantly snaps* ARGH!!!!!!!!!
*Back to the commercial break*
Jin: Hmm.....good guess....
Samuru: Thank you, and who are the other two with us?
*Every emos- "QUIT CALLING US EMOS!!!!"- *coughs*, I mean 'Disgraces to mankind', looks towards Kai and Kyoya from Beyblade*
Kai: *Crosses his arms* And who you might just be?
Kyoya: Why am I here with idiots?
Hikaru: *Snorts* You mean how we're right now all idiots? I had to wear a stupid dress once because of a fanfic I was in.
Samuru: I had to wear a dress, too, because of a certain someone!
Jin: Same.....
Kouji: Same here.
Kai: How did we get on this topic?
Tyson's voice offstage: OH MY GOSH!!!! IT'S BURGERS!!!!
Ginkga's voice offstage: BURGERS!!!!!
Kai and Kyoya: *Face palm*
Samuru: Are those your friends?
Kai and Kyoya: *Shouts* Rivals, not friends!
*Walks in with a happy expression* Okay, I'm done! *Looks around* You guys can continue this chat in the next commercial break. Now, shoo!
- End of Commercial Break -
Welcome back, you guys. Apparently, taking care of Takuya took longer than I thought it would. Anywho, Kamon, you ready to answer my questions?
Kamon: Yup!
What do you think about yaoi?
Kamon: *In the corner with a dark aura around him, with anime sweat drop*
*Anime sweat drop* Um.....Kamon?
Kamon: No one loves me......
Wait, what do you mean about that?
Kamon: ..........
Anywho, I did see a picture of you and Misuru together in a picture before. You have any ties with Misuru?
Kamon: He left me, because he said that Ken was better.......
........*Anime sweat drop*..........okay......to continue, I also saw you with Riki holding Samuru's arms. I think you were both in love with him? And there was also another fanfic where you had a crush on Riki, is that true?
Kamon: SAMURU!!! *Rushes out of the stage*
*Looks after him* (O.O) Okay, that was weird. I think Samuru's gonna have to look out for two people chasing him.
Next time, please join us with Novu Moru! And another chat with the emos!
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