Hello, hello, you guys! Okay, I feel like this is going to be a really short chapter......for some reason. And I'm so glad that Bob the idiotic Builder decided to finally fix my wall! *Spots something* Hey......*Picks it up*....isn't this his wrench?
*At Bob the Builder's*
Bob: NOT AGAIN!!! GIVE ME BACK MY D*** ****ING WRENCH!!!!
*Back to the show*
*Shrugs* Eh, who cares? Anywho, please welcome in Basara Kurochi!
*No one appears*
Huh? *Looks confused* Where is he? *Shouts* YOU CAN COME IN NOW!!!! *Pauses*
*No one comes in*
Um.....*Anime sweat drop*......please take a short commercial break while I search for him! *Goes off*
- Commercial Break -
Samuru: *Screaming* *Running from three people*
Kamon and Riki: *Chasing Samuru*
Novu: *Chasing Riki*
Nezumi: WHY THE **** ARE WE BACK HERE?!
Shion: *Shrugs* I don't know.
Nezumi: WHY ARE THERE THREE PEOPLE CHASING ONE PERSON?!
Shion: *Shrugs again* I don't know.
Nezumi: *Explodes* STOP SAYING I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!
Shion: I don't know.
Nezumi: *Snaps instantly* AAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Shion: *Stares at him* What's up with you today?
Samuru: *Still screaming* SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!
Riki and Kamon: SAMURU!!!!!
Novu: *Holds a.......is that a knife?!* I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU, SAMURU SHIGAMI, FOR STEALING MY RIKI!!!!!
Samuru: *Screams back* I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE EVEN TALKING ABOUT!!!! ALL I KNOW IS THAT I'M BEING CHASED BY THREE CRAZY PEOPLE THAT WANTS TO MURDER ME, AND LOVE ME!!!! WHAT DID I EVEN DO TO YOU?! NOTHING!!!! ALL I WANT SEE TO SEE MY TOASTER!!! THAT'S ALL I WANT TO SEE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!!!! NOT THREE PEOPLE THAT ARE CHASING ME FOR THE COMPLETELY WRONG REASON!!!!! *Begins to bawl* I WANT MY TOASTER!!!!!! AND I WANT MY NORMAL LIFE BACK!!!!!
Novu: *Stops* *Checks his computer* There is a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.1 percent that you will.
Samuru: *Screams* I DON'T NEED NUMBERS TO FIGURE THAT OUT!!!!!
Kouichi: *Walks in with an anime sweat drop and holds a sign that says: Please enjoy this moment of peace, because you will be hearing this for the next chapter as well.*
- End of Commercial Break -
*Drags in Basara* Dude! Can you even listen to orders for you to come in?
Basara: ..........no.
...........what is wrong with you?
Basara: ...............everything.
*Blinks few times in confusion* What?
Basara: ...........shut up and let me go.
No. Answer these questions first.
Basara: ...........fine.
The question is: what do you think about yaoi?
Basara: ............I don't like it.
Um.......why?
Basara: ............because I don't like it.
Okay? You can go now.
Basara: *Walks off*
Um............why can't anyone be like Basara? It's like a answer question. It's that simple!!! Anywho, next time, please join us with Samuru Shigami! I know, I wanted to save him for last......since his reaction is......well, huge. If you get what I mean.
Okay, till'-
Bob: *Smashes down the wall again* WHERE IS MY D*** ****ING WRENCH?!?!
Not the wall again!!!!
