Hello, you guys!!!! Welcome back to.......Yaoi Reaction!!! I felt really bored today, so I decided to write the random ideas in my head right now, so.......let's get to it! I'll try and update the story in my split account (RainSapphire ) with Sapphire, but yeah....this first.
Anywho, our guest for today is........*Looks at the list*........dang it, not him. *Groans* I have to untie him from the volcano..........WHY?! Why is the world so cruel?! Couldn't you just let Takuya be hanged over a volcano instead of him coming here and saying-
Takuya's voice offstage: EATING BABIES!!!!!
Oh, wait, hold on.......*Face palm*.....I forgot to say that I released him.......
Kouji's voice offstage: WHY THE **** IS HE BACK HERE?!
GUESS WHAT, KOUJI?! HE'S BACK, ANYWAYS!!!!! Takuya! You can come in!!!!
Takuya: *Runs in* *Hopefully* Is there babies?
*Whacks him with a hammer* No, you idiot! You have to answer my questions first!
Takuya: *Holds his head* Ow! Is this math?
What? No!
Takuya: I love math!
......................what's the heck's wrong with you?
Kouichi: *Comes in, holding a sign that says: Please wait until Rain fixes his head.*
- Commercial Break -
Samuru: *Still screaming his head off*
Nezumi: SHUT UP, WILL YOU?!
Samuru: NO!!!!!
Shion: Can we go home yet?
Samuru: FR***ING S***, NO!!!!!
Nezumi: SHUT UP OR ELSE WE'RE CAUGHT!!!
Samuru: BUT I WANT MY TOASTER!!!!
Nezumi: YOU'RE MY HOSTAGE!!!!!
Samuru: *Pauses* Wait......what?
Nezumi: *Repeats what he just said*
Samuru: I still want my toaster!
Shion: Can we go home yet?
Kouji: How the **** did he get us as prisoners?
Jin: *Shrugs* I really don't know.
Hikaru: It's like he got all the emos for hostages...........wait.......what did I even just called us?
Setsuna: Gundam.
Hikaru: I called us Gundams?
Setsuna: We are all Gundams.
Jin: What are you even trying to say? Our hands are tied behind our backs, and you're saying that we're what? Gundam or Gods?
Hikaru: *Even more confused* I called us Gods?
Kouji: I'd do a face palm right now, except my hands are tied. *Nods behind him*
Nezumi: You're my ticket out of here!
Shadow: **** **** **** ****!!!!!!!!! *Comes in, smashing Nezumi*
Sonic: Owch! You okay, Shads? *Peers over*
Shadow: *Holds his head* ****, no!!!!! *Stands up*
Sonic: Ya know, whatcha guys doing?
Kouji: We're hostages?
Samuru: We're done for........
Jin: I'd punch Setsuna in the face......
Hikaru: *Still confused* We're Gods? Or are we Gundams?
Setsuna: We are Gundams........
Sonic: Um.......okay?
Too be continued........
- End of Commercial Break -
OMG!!! I'm done!!!! Takuya's back to normal!
Takuya (Normal): *Blinks* What?
Anywho, ready to answer my questions?
Takuya (Normal): Yup.
The question is: what do you think about yaoi?
Takuya (Normal): I'm not gay.............
Okay.......I heard that you were paired with Kouji a lot in yaoi. What do you think about that?
Takuya (Normal): Uh.....................who are the females tied up to the guy? *Nods to the emos*
Emos: WE'RE NOT GIRLS!!!!!!!!!
Um......you can go now, Takuya......
Takuya (Normal): *Skips off*
Um......Takuya's straight when he's normal, but in his stupid form.......um......yeah, you know what he supports....
Join us next time, with.....um.......TOMMY HIMI!!!!! Yeah.......him...
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