Harley Quinn X Reader Oneshots

Big Bad Wolf

Request done by; @Phanisprobsreal

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"Rise and shine, you overexploited freak."

These were the words your were normally greeted by in the morning, after you succeeded in murdering a building full of important political people.

It also didn't help that you were one of the most dangerous prisoners in Belle Reve. That probably made your guards hate you even more.

"Budget cuts. We have a new inmate and your sharing your cell with her whether you like it your not." The same voice said. You only grunted in response, and turned away from the entrance.

Banging and yelling followed afterwards, and the thud of a body hitting the floor.

"Have fun!" The voice yelled, sarcastically.

Rolling your eyes, you continued to glare at the wall. That was, until someone poked your back.

You turned around, only to face the infamous loonie, Harley Quinn.

"What?" You growled. The last thing you wanted was to deal with a crazy person.

"Harley Quinn!" Was all she said, sticking out her hand for you to shake it.

"... Did I ask?" You replied, but shook her hand anyway.

"Nope! But, if were gonna be here for a while we need to know each other."

You rolled your eyes again, and turned back to the wall.

"What's your name? Common courtesy to give an answer." She stated. Sighing, you turned around fully to face her.

"(Y/N) (L/N)." You responded.

"That's a pretty name. And I've heard it somewhere before..." She trailed off, thinking.

"Aha! You were the one that blew up all the important people in the building, right?"

You nodded slightly, and in turn, she squealed.

"That's so cool! How did you do it? Tell me!"

As you started to explain more and more of the incident, you felt more relaxed. Harley wasn't that bad, so far.

••••TIME SKIP ASDFJKL••••

"Alright, quit yackin. Lights out." A guard said.

You stood up, only to realise a problem. There was only one bed.

"Who's sleeping on the floor?" You deadpanned, annoyed that you couldn't just sleep already.

"Who said one of us needs to sleep on the floor?" Harley mentioned. She jumped on the bed and pulled you down with her. Efficiently trapping you with her arms and legs.

"Good god, Harley! Lemme go!" You shouted. All she did was hold you tighter.

"Nope, now sleep." She said, putting her chin on your head.

Thank god, you didn't blush easily, or else you would have been redder than a tomato.

Eventually giving in, you settled to sleep, trapped in Harley's arms.

But you made a mental note to kill the guards who were snickering at the scene before them.

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Done!

Sorry its short, but I have to get up super early ;-;