Harley Quinn X Reader Oneshots

New Pet!

Okay so, sorry for not updating. I had no requests and a massive writers block.

But there's animals in this chapter so that's has to make up for something right?
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Living with the infamous Harley Quinn was a rollercoaster.

However, dating the infamous Harley Quinn was an entire theme park.

She was always either getting into trouble that could have been avoided, or starting the trouble.

But, you adored her so, and she adored you. She even told you about her 'relationship' with the Joker.

So, when she said that Joker was sending out henchmen to stalk her, you suggested a guard dog like a Doberman or a German Shepard.
(Sorry if you don't like dogs or are allergic! Maybe think of an attack poodle o.O, or a cat)

And that leads us to today, looking around the adoption centre.

"So, here are some guard dogs. Further down are puppies, which need training, however. The dogs here are trained. Feel free to look around, and give me a shout if you find a pup you like!" The energetic lady at the centre explained, then left.

"So, Harley, do you want a puppy or a dog?" You asked.

"Both!" She exclaimed.

"Harley, we can only afford to feed one dog."

"Fine.." She started looking around the older dogs.

She kept glancing and glancing, until one caught her eye.

It was curled in the corner of the cage, away from the other dogs. She looked at you, then back at the dog.

"I want that one." She said.

"You sure? You don't wanna keep looking?" You asked.

"Nuh- uh. I want that one."

"Okay, I'll get the dog lady for you."

You walked off while Harley stayed with her face pressed against the cage.

•••yayyyy u now have a puppy bless•••

The drive home was uneventful, except for when you tried to order take-out and Harley decided to see if your dog could howl.

Walking in your house, Harley let the dog run around.

"I didn't know how alike to a dog you sounded, Harley. Its kinds creepy." You said.

"One of my many talents!" She retorted. You both giggled a bit then settled down to eat your food.

"Harley?" You asked

"Yeah?" She answered

"We need a name for the dog."

"Moon Moon."

"Wha-"

"We are naming this dog Moon Moon and that's final."

"Isn't that a meme?"

Harley stayed silent.

"Harley..?" You pressed.

".. Maybe..."

You giggled. Moon Moon it was.

•••• Timeskip of that one cat I had that was named nothing•••

It was 6 months after the adoption of Moon Moon and she had grew into a beautiful dog.

"Harley? I'm going out for grocery's. Stay out of trouble and for god sakes don't let Moon Moon out again." You said. Last time your dog got loose she bit 3 people and killed a bird.

Leaving in your car, you drove to Walmart to get the necessities.

Walking around the isles, you picked up a few things, and overall just relaxed.

Hey, Walmart can calm people man.

Only passing 3 overly eccentric people that everyone is bound to see at a Walmart, you found yourself in the pet isle.

Moon Moon never played with the toys you guys bought, only shoes and boxes. You stopped trying 2 months ago when you had an entire stores worth of toys that were untouched. You could sell them later.

Picking up dog food, you wandered to the hair isle. Harleys dye job was fading and she asked if you could pick her up some dye.

"What brand did she say again?" You thought to yourself and texted Harley.

'Hey, Harley! What kind of hair dye did you want again?'

You waited a little bit, then texted again.

'Harley? I kinda need to know now haha'

This was weird. 10 minutes had passed by and Harley always answered by 5, even if she was doing something. You decided to call her.

The phone rang 3 times by the time she picked up. Her breathing was heavy and she was panting.

"Hey, Harley-" You were cut off.

"(Y/N), you need to come home now. One of Jokers goons just broke in and I'm hiding in the closet upstairs. Hurry!" She whisper-yelled.

Leaving the cart where it was, you ran to the car. Harley would have normally fought her way out, but you requested for her not to in case she did get caught. The idea of Joker hurting her again enraged you.

Running to your car and speeding home, you broke open the door and grabbed Harleys baseball bat.

You listened around for the intruder when you heard barking.

Rushing to your dog, you saw that Moon Moon had cornered Jokers goon up against a wall.

You ran out from behind her and knocked him out. Dragging him outside, you left him in the middle of the road. Maybe he would get run over.

You looked around for Harley when you found her in said closet.

"(Y/N)!" She screamed, and jumped into your arms.

"You okay Harley?!" You hurriedly asked, checking for any bumps or bruises.

"Yeah, Moon Moon got him for me! She bit the guy then cornered him!"

Looking over at Moon Moon, you said simply some of the best words for canines.

"Who wants a treat?"
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Herp derp

Okay so I accidentally published this :/ smh

Meh it took me a while to write.

I am still taking requests! (Help me pls)

~HaleighBunni out