"ATLAST I HAVE FOUND THE ROOOM!" I praised myself tiredly with the needed materials in my arms. I have been running around and sneaking from school personnel's like a freaking ninja afraid of getting busted. NAKAKAPAGOD EH NO? TRY MO, ANG COOL!. (Ɔ ˘⌣˘)Ɔ〰♥
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Room 208
So, here we are pulling a prank for a nosey guy with the infamous 'Princess Prankster of Falcon High' a.k.a Katie Nicole of the Everheart, yep that's me! Fulfilling a job with a spirit of wickedness, humour, fun and living! Ψ(｀◇´)Ψ
Ayun nga, andito ako to do a lovely mission. And bawal ang mga Kill Joys. You know, yung mga taga-patay ng mga trips, fun, happiness and many more. I know you get what I meant. ╰(*´︶'*)╯
Also, I do believe in the saying 'It takes a bitch to take down a bitch!' \(•_•)_†
But... If he's a guy... I believe he is not a bitch... right? *@__@*
Pero kung....gusto niyang maging female dog.. Then, go ahead! Live your dreams! HAHAHAHA. (ډ'̀ᴥ')ډ
Babaw ng kaligayahan eh no? Wala eh. Masaya eh... ¯\▁(◔◡◔)▁/¯
Anyways, the prank was just simple, easy and classic. Ito lang naman yung merong naka-fix na pail doon sa top ng door.. Pero, imbis na water.. The content is RAW EGGS. Tapos, pag pumasok na si victim... ALL HELL WILL BREAK LOOSE. And then TADAAA. Matatapon sakanya yung laman. Easy diba.. Pero STICKY. Ew! ('''▽´)-σ
To say, I am a GENIUS. I really am! No kidding man! But, even if I got in trouble. You know like ipatawag sa principal's office, mapagalitan ng teachers and magkaron ng detention.. I DO STILL HAVE STRAIGHT A's in my grades.. That is why, I am not EXPELLED in this very fun-freakin'tastic hell of a hole. Yes, I hate school.. But, I do love going to school because of pranking and making fun with my friends. (⊙‿⊙✿)
Naaalala ko rin yung mga previous pranks ko and one of these is yung naging SMURF yung Queen Bitch/Slut ng Falcon High. HAHAHAHA. Bagay na bagay sa kanya ang blue-head. Pinalitan ko lang naman yung shampoo niya ng blue dye. AND TRUEEELAAA! May real-life smurf na. \(ˆ▽ˆ)/
FLASHBACK
I stood beside my locker with my friends gossiping. Until, we heard a loud shriek. There stood the whore looking around while the people were just gaping and giving her weird and funny looks. Then, there was this NERDY BOY, who loves smurfs.. Well, let's just say EXPECT the UNEXPECTED. <+3=❤
The nerdy guy exclaimed "WOAH! SMUUURF! I LOVE YOU SMURF" while running to her like a mad man. (,♥‿♥,)
Syempre bilang maarte at bitchy ang sabi naman ni girl "YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! LUMAYO KA NGA SAKIN!" (T³T)
Sagot naman ni boy "NOOO! You're the love of my life, the smurf that I have been waiting for. Alam mo bang matagal ko ng hinihiling na mangyari ito. And now that it happened. I WON'T EVER LET YOU GO!" ( ˘ .˘┌)♥┐
Natulala si girl. And si boy biglang lumapit sabay sabing "SMURF, will you do the honour of being my girlfriend? And as the right time comes.. We can have smurf babies.. We can also have baby minions.. And from then on, We'll be a Happy SMURFYMINION Family!" ღⓛⓞⓥⓔღ
And by that statement, the queen bitch took off with a smurf-lover hot on her heels. (♥◠‿◠♥)
END OF FLASHBACK
So, ayun. ANG SAYA DIBA. Naging Cupid pa ako para mahanap ni loverboy ang hinihiling niyang smurf. HAHAHA. Pero hindi lang din yan ang mga nagawa ko.. Meron din akong ginawang prank dun sa maid namin. Well, ayoko kasi sakanya.. Ang bait niya lang pag nandirito sila Mom & Dad. Tapos mag-rereyna-reynahan na kapag umalis na sila. BITCHY DIBA?! Kala mo may-ari eh no? OH SIGE SIYA NA! SIYA NA! (⌣̩_⌣ )
FLASHBACK
I sneak in her room with a packaging tape, scissors, horn and an oil. Nakikita ko siya, andun nakahiga at tulog. Well, as far as I know, heavy sleeper siya so tingin ko ay gagana ang prank ko. Naglakad ako ng mahinhin at tahimik sa higaan niya, hinanda ang packaging tape at sinimulan siyang balutan ng tape kasama ang ulo't unan niya. Tapos... Yung oil naman kinalat ko sa sahig. Pagtapos ay pumunta ako sa may pinto. sabay.... PATUNOG NG HORN!!!!! ƪ(ړײ)ƪ
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRNNNNNNN!!!!!! ((y)ˆ⌣')(y)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.Nagising siya pero hindi niya maalis yung ulo niya sa unan, nagpakahirap-hirap siyang tumayo hanggang sa nakatapak siya sa sahig at biglang nadulas.
So, ayon pinabayaan ko siya and lumabas. SERVES YOU RIGHT BIATCH! (σ'▽´)-σ
END OF FLASHBACK
So, ayun nga..That was just some of the PATIKIM and PASILIP sa mga pranks na nagawa ko. :D Yep, I am evil and GENIUS.. Ayeah.. Meron pa nga akong-- BANG! "(o_o)
Tumingin ako sa may pinto and duon nga nakita ko si nosey boy convered with raw eggs. YESSS! TAGUMPAAAY! with also... urhhhmm.. Sir Quinto.. MY BESTFRIEND.. *cheeky-grin* (ʃƪˆ▿ˆ)
OH DEAD BOY. SUPER BUSTED. ޏ₍ ὸ.ό₎ރ
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Heeeyaaa Wattpad-ers!!! ┏(‘▀_▀’)ノ
So, this is our first ever book being partners. I hope you enjoy reading our book. And here is our PROLOGUE. \_(♥‿♥)_/
Yup! So ayun na nga.. Sana lang... And I do really wish and hope na susuportahan niyo ang aming book and also susubaybayan niyo ang story ni Katie as she continue her journey and fate 'til the end. (ˇʃƪˇ)
Also, please do us a favor. To PROMOTE, VOTE & FOLLOW us. Well depende narin yon sainyo.. Just saying... (◐‿◑)
That is all! Again, thank you for reading and have a nice day!
~Kyla ◦°˚ヽ☻ノ˚°◦
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