An Angry Owl

An Angry Owl Part 2

Clara's POV

"You just had to do it, didn't you?" the Doctor questioned.

"D-Do what?" I questioned as I bit my lip.

He gave me a look of disbelief, "Do you not see what I am covered in?!"

"I'm gonna have to go with ketchup." I started to laugh.

"Clara! The ketchup exploded all over the kitchen! Even the ceiling and walls are covered in this disgusting mess!"

I stood up before heading into the kitchen, "Why did you explode th-the ketchup?"

"Clara... I know it was you." he grumbled as he folded his arms, "This is really expensive material!" he referred to his coat. I continued to laugh. He then looked up at the mess on the ceiling, "It looks like we've committed a mass murder, Clara!"

After my laughs died down I simply said, "I may or may not have put Bicarbonate Soda into the ketchup."

"Yep. I assumed." he nodded. I then gave him the puppy dog eyes, "Oh... why are you doing those eyes?"

I put my hands on his shoulders, "Please. Pretty please. Can you clean this mess up?"

"What? Absolutely no-" I pecked him on the lips before giving him the puppy dog eyes once more. He let out a sigh, "Anything for you Miss Oswald."

X

"Oswald!" I heard the Doctor call from the sitting room. I exited my bedroom as I was greeted with a very angry Scottish Doctor, "Care to explain?"

I couldn't stop the giggle from escaping my mouth, "H-Hey! At least I didn't do anything personally to you!"

"Well, Clara. I can't exactly get into my home anymore!" cling film covered the entire TARDIS and it was practically impossible to get in through the doors. He proceeded to try and tear it off the door.

"You can't go five minutes without being in that box!" I smiled before heading into the kitchen. Surprisingly... there wasn't any ketchup stains anywhere. I retrieved a pair of scissors from the drawer before walking back into the sitting room. The Doctor took the scissors from hand, "Good luck." I said as I kissed him on the cheek before retreating back to my room, "Sorry, old girl!" I called before closing the door.

X

I peered over at the clock: 03:24am. Perfect. I carefully removed the Doctor's arm from around my waist and then slowly got out of the bed. I had never seen the Doctor sleep for so long.

I quickly, but quietly, exited the room and headed for the kitchen. I took out some honey before walking back into the bedroom. I positioned the honey above the Doctor's head before squeezing some of it on his forehead. He instantly started to rub it causing it to smear all over his head, "No." he muttered.

"Yes." I laughed as I placed the honey on the bedside table.

"No no no! Why do you insist on torturing me?! You're worse than the Daleks!" he exclaimed. He started to open and close his mouth, "Great."

I then said, "Bit of a sticky situation, huh?"

He groaned, "I am never sleeping in the same bed as you ever again."

"Yeah, right. You'll get hug deprived sooner or later. And then you'll come crawling back." I paused, "Now. I would kiss you BUT I don't particularly want honey all over me."

"So you expect me to shower at this time?" he questioned. I just nodded in response. He then swiftly grabbed the honey before leaning over and squeezing it onto my head, "In the end. I will always win."

"Great!" I exclaimed, "Now we both need a shower!"

"Best not to waste the water then. Two showers is not needed." he stood up, "And you probably shouldn't be making so much noise considering that you do have neighbours."

X

The Doctor folded his arms as he leaned back in his seat, "We could've just taken the TARDIS." he mumbled.

"I wanted to do something human for once." I said as I stopped at a red light. We were on the way to a theme park because the Doctor had never been to one, "Oh, you just HAVE to try these sandwiches by the way!" I reached into the back seat to grab a plastic bag.

"Clara, you know I don't eat that often."

"Oh, come on! If you love me you'll try it."

He let out a groan, "Fine! What's in it?" he retrieved the sandwich before eyeing it curiously.

"Oh ya know. Just some meat and some lettuce and well... that kinda stuff." I replied. He then took a big bite, "And maybe a little bit of Viagra powder." I added just as he swallowed it.

"You are kidding me..."

I let out a laugh, "N-No! Just give it a few minutes to kick in!" he chucked the sandwich onto the backseat, "Clean that up for me  when we get home later, please."

"You kill me sometimes!"

"I can't wait to see the results." I smirked.

X

"Cheer up, grumpy." I smiled as we arrived back at the flat.

He sighed, "Clara... I can't believe you made me get of the car. Especially after eating that sandwich."

"It wasn't that bad!"

"We weren't even allowed through the gates! A two hour drive for nothing!"

I smiled as we got into the lift, "Was worth it though."

"Glad it was fun for you, love." he rolled his eyes as the lift started to go up.

"All you need is a good lie down." I said.

X

I bit my lip to hold back a laugh as the Doctor sat on the sofa. He instantly stood up before glancing towards me, "Can you not leave me alone for one day? What have you done now?"

"Nothing." I cleared my throat, "Honestly. I don't know what you're talking about." he cautiously sat back down before jolting right back up.

"Bloody hell, Clara! What is that!" he lifted up the blanket to reveal pin tacks. He turned to me with wide eyes, "Who knows where they've been, Clara! I could've been infected with a human disease and lost all my regenerations!"

I couldn't contain my laughter, "Y-You're so overdramatic when you try to act angry!"

"I am angry!" he tried to conceal his smile.

"Nah. You don't get angry with me. Can't even remember the last time we had a 'fight'."

The Doctor managed to clear the sofa of pin tacks and he threw them in the bin through the fear that they could be carrying some weird disease. I walked up to him and gave him a big hug, "Any particular reason as to why you are hugging me?"

"You've had quite a stressful day. Wanted to make ya feel better." I replied as he slowly put his arms around me.

"When will your 'prank phase' be over?"

I bit my lip, "I'll stop when we're married."

"Ugh!" he groaned, "But that's two months away! Can't we just travel into the future?"

"No." I said, "As much as I'd love to marry you as soon as possible... I want to live this through properly. And I kinda want to be able to prank you more."

He sighed, "This is going to be a very long two months..."