Some TFIOS scenes through Gus' eyes

The egging

Isaac and Hazel were both here when I woke up after taking a short nap in my living room.

I asked Isaac about Monica, he said he hasn't heard of her. Not received a single card or email. Isaac and Hazel started talking about his email reader but I wasn't listening. I'm to busy thinking about how cruel it is to leave your boyfriend after he just got his eyes taken out.

I was already thinking of a way to get her back. Out of nowhere I finally told them that I think that what Monica did was wrong, then I asked Hazel if she had 4 dollars. She said she did so I asked her to get me my leg and take us to the grocery store.

When we got there I told her to go buy some eggs while me and Isaac waited in the car. Then Isaac, by memory, took us to Monica's house.

I convinced Isaac that this was about him, getting back at Monica. At least in a small way. I stepped out of the car with the egg carton and helped Isaac out.

Hazel stayed in the car but I didn't care. This was about Isaac. We started toward her car and I opened the egg carton and handed an egg to Isaac. He threw it but missed the car by about forty feet.

I just told him to aim a little more to the left, and to throw hard. And so he did. But he missed the car and hit the roof of the house. "Bulls-eye!" I told Isaac.

He asked, excitedly "Really?" I said no, that he had aimed a little too high, I told him to keep it low.

He grabbed an egg himself and followed my instructions. He hit the taillight. "Yes! taillight!" I said, happy for Isaac.

He threw a few more eggs. Some missing, some hitting, then he hit three in a row against the trunk. I told Hazel to take a picture so Isaac can see it when robot eyes are invented. And she did.

My arm was draped around Isaac and he was not exactly facing the camera, but it didn't matter. It didn't matter because now was his moment.

Then Monica's mom stepped outside and asked what was going on. I calmly tell her that what is being done to her daughter's car is well deserved, and that she should go back inside and ignore us or we will have to call the police.

She seemed shocked in one way but just closed the door and went inside anyway. Isaac then threw the remaining eggs quickly and I guided him back to the car.

Then I explained to Isaac what I had just done about confusing Monica's mom into leaving us alone, and satisfied with ourselves, we drove off. Circled the cul-de-sac, and drove right passed Monica's house, and headed home.