Thomas: guys guess what!
Minho: WHAT!
Newt: What is it Tommy?
Thomas: I need cookies.
Minho: what the shuck
Thomas! You texted us just to say you need cookies!
Minho has set Thomas's name to shuck face
Thomas has set Minho's name to mean hoe
Shuck face: ha! How do you like it!?
Mean hoe: ...
Shuck face: Newt?
Newt: what?
Shuck face: Minho chased me. I'm in my closet. PLEASE HELP!!
Newt: Tommy... You're on your own
Mean hoe: thanks for telling us where you went! Found ya shank!
Shuck face: AHHHH
