Minho: guys... I found a huge store!
Newt: let's go then.
Thomas: WHAT! A STORE!!! COOKIESSS!!!
Minho: I wonder if they have hair gel.....
*time skip to the mall*
Minho: *walks up to mall cop* excuse me, where can I find hair gel?
Mall cop: almost any store.
Minho: big help shank
Thomas: (in a pastry shop) *walks up to the counter* OK. So I want some cookies, brownies, candy, cake....(30 mins later) You got that shank?
Clerk: ha have fun at your party. Your friends must mean a lot to you.
Thomas: Friends? What the shy are you taking about shank? These are mInE shank!
Newt: (in toys are us) *looking at figurines of him* Bloody shuckin' hell!? This is ME!? Am I famous?
Random FanGirl: OH MY GOSH!! YOUR NEWT!!
Newt: Umm, do I know you?
Random FanGirl: NO BUT IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!! SELFIE!!! ILYSM!!
Newt: (backs away slowly)
*runs* AHHHHH STALKER!!!
