Markiplier & Jacksepticeye: Hello People Of Earth.....

Pun Lord

Jack woke up with a lot of energy and made sure to visit mark as soon as possible. When he opens the door to the room he found mark already awake and smiling at Jack's presence. "Hey Jack." Mark said quietly. Jack then looked down and saw the bandage. "She got you good." Jack said, teasing him a bit. "He." Mark stated. Jack nodded in agreement. "Right." He said grabbing a chair and sitting next to mark. "Have you herd from Sapphire? She didn't look so good in her situation." Mark asked. He then sat up a bit and faced jack. "No I saw her get cornered by a couple guys while we were leaving buts that's it. Herd from dark?" Jack told him. He figurer dark might have talked to him in his sleep or something, but got his answer when mark shook his head in negative. "Dark's gone dark." Mark in a normal voice but had his signature grin. "Did you just?" Jack asked, with a smile of his own. Just then a chirp was herd follwed by black smoke from the window then Dark appeared. "Don't do that again! You here?!" He snapped at mark, pulling him up slightly by his shirt collar. "Hello to you too." Mark said laughing. "Look whose all sunshine and rainbows." Dark mutterd. "Only trying to lighten the mood here." Mark said simply. "Well, sorry. Had to go under for a bit while you were injured. You know how that works." Dark explained. Jack looked confused, and Make explained that if he wasnt well dark wasn't either. Not as bad as mark but this was enough for him to disappear for awhile. Jack nodded. "Have you herd from Sapphire?" Mark asked Dark. Dark nodded. "She's been framed! It's not fair!" He snapped. The humans jumped at his sudden reaction. "They only see and learn what they want to." Dark sighed. "They put it as she shot an innocent, being Mark in this case, and that's a big no no. So they put her in solitary confinement in a unknown base." Light rain started to pour as dark continued. "Anti's still on the loose, but knowing him he wont do anything. Also still wanted. Psycho leprechaun......" Dark mutterd looking out the window. Jack yelped in offense. "Sorry but he does have a few screws loose. I will say, he is the complete opposite of you." He added while smiling. Jack nodded, agreeing. "So sapphire is safe, marks in recovery, I go back to YouTube, what do you do?" Jack asked, speaking softer since mark fell asleep on them. "Stay with mark. Once he's released from the hospital I'll take him home. Once he's okay he'll go back to being a blubbering idiot that eveyone likes." Dark said with a smile, looking at marks sleeping form.
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A\N: PUUUUUNNNNNNSSSSS FOR DAAAAAYYYYYSSSS! FOR DAYS I TELL YOU! Also I hear a fellow septiplier shipper trying to play cool........oh wait that's me. I'm not dirty, but I do it how Mark and jack does it. Teasingly, not all......*points to 90% of stories thst mark and jack are in*