Maybe He's Bjorn With It

A Chjange of Pljans

     Bjorn was so startled by the man's sudden whispering that he dropped his cube. It shattered on the floor of the car.
     "Djamn it!" He whispered and pulled another cube out of his purple sweatshirt. He kicked the original cube aside.
     Usually cubing was enough to entertain Bjorn, but being in a car with strangers made him uneasy still.
      "Hey, can you turn up the radio?" Bjorn called to the cab driver.
     The driver responded, "We don't have radios in Wisconsin, remember? You can have the aux cord though and drop some sicc beats."
     Bjorn grabbed the aux cord and pulled out his phjone. Bjorn hadn't  used his phone in ages, and he chjecked Facebook first. He had messages from some strangers from weird mythical places like Canadainland and Wjashugnot, but he decided to ignore them.
     He plugged the aux cord into his phone, and the That's So Raven theme song started playing. Immediately, Bjorn became more relaxed. Even Mr. Griffith was bobbing along. All was well again until suddenly the driver swerved into a parking lot. Bjorn peered out the window and the last thing he saw before he was blindfolded was an IHOP sign.